The "Snap" Apocolypse

5: Problems with Bill.

MAGIC RAINBOW'S POV:

It was the next morning, 9:46 AM, I felt wonderful feeling of the sunrise warmth on my face. (A rainbow needs sunlight once in a while you know.) Everyone else weren't really morning people except for Preston, Silece, & surprisingly Bill Cipher who was in a good mood. That Dorito was humming a little tune while passing everyone in the kitchen. Piper, Natalie, Jack, & Elle were cooking breakfast on the stove with some human & alien food they've brought. After a couple minutes, everything in the oven was done. Silece, Natalie, & Preston decided to set the table for everyone. Everything was cooked, set up, everyone prayed (except Bill), and we were all ready to eat. Everything was really delicious, and Slappy & Bill felt happy here.

Slappy: Hey, guys, I forgot to tell ya, I'm a full soul now!

Silece: Really? Congratulations on that.

Elle: So what can I call you now? Like back when you were a human, Mr. Wood?

Slappy: You can call me Slappy Wood now, I like that name.

Elle: Cool.

I looked over to Bill, his looked a little strange lately, he's been staring at something...or someone. Dammit, I miss my husband, BB! Sorry, he's the only one I truly care about, especially since the Snap. Anyways, Bill looked like he was daydreaming.

Me: Penny for your thoughts, Cipher.

Bill: Nothing really important.

Me: You want something to eat?

Bill: Oh, please! Only weaklings need to eat.

Me: Well, Slappy's a boss and he's eating.

Bill: Well, it is what it is, I'm not hungry.

Me: Fine, I was just asking.

I kept stalking that weird triangle demon when he looked over at Jack.

Bill: Hey, Jack, how come you're so skinny?

Jack: Becahz, I'm a skeleeton.

Bill: Wrong! Because you were too puny & weak as a child & even you're biological demon father was strong. You however never worked out, you just dodge everything that stands in your way. You just use potions to make you look strong to hide the fact that you're actually the weakest.

I'd have to admit, that was a lot of smacktalk outta that triangle, Jack was even about to cry.

Jack (About to cry): But...at least...I'm da sleeckest.

Bill: Well, dodging isn't everything, Jack. No wonder you died from a bomb when you were 33 and on your birthday when DRUNK! You're lucky you're the oldest living skeleton so you could feel like you're someone more when everyone knows you're a weak traitor to demons of all kind.

Ok, Bill really took down some business & that poor skeleton was really gonna send some waterworks. (Well, if skeletons can cry that is.)

Jack (Crying): You're lright! I've cheated on life so I wouldn't look like nawtin! I'm NAWTIN moah dan a FOOL! (Crying)

Just like that, Jack was crying waterfalls while running outta the table and into his room. Since me & Elle were Jack's best friends and that we both noticed this, we decided to help him.
Wait a minute, what's with all that "we" stuff? OMG is the apocolypse changing me?
Anyways, we decided to get outta breakfast to check on poor Jack. He was in his room in his closet still sobbing in there.

Me: Are you OK, Jack?

Jack: DAHS eet LOOK LIKE EET!? EVERYTING Bill said out deh-ah was TRLUE!