So, I've noticed there's a bunch of "Akatsuki Kitties" stories. What, they're not allowed to be dogs? D: that's mean... anyways! I hope you enjoy "Akatsuki AND Konoha Puppies?!" :D
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I walked down the street thinking about what happened during the past year. My parents had died in a car crash and me, being 15, was old enough to live alone in our house. Currently, I was walking to the grocery store since I didn't have my license yet. I stopped walking when I saw a little girl scream and run away from a cardboard box. Being curious, I walked over to the box. I peered in and saw ten very colorful and cute puppies that oddly resembled the Akatsuki from Naruto. But, if they're just puppies then why did the girl scream?
"Hey little guys." I went to pet the silver one and he bit me. So that's why she screamed. I scowled and flicked him firmly but gently on the nose. "Bad dog. So how would you like to come home with me?" They all barked and wagged their tails. The silver one just growled. "I guess I can just come back and get groceries later. Alright, let's go." I picked up the box and walked home.
~30 minutes later~
I had finally got home and set the box on my bed.
"Alright. It's time to name you. As I name each of you, I'll take you out of the box and put you on the bed."
I picked up the yellow one with blue eyes. "Hm, you all look like the Akatsuki from the anime Naruto that I watch so I'll name you by your looks. You shall be Deidara!" He barked happily and I set him down.
I picked up the red one with brown eyes next. "Hm, Sasori!" He... nodded? I set him down.
Next was the black one with an orange face and red eyes. "Tobi." He started licking me and I set him next to the others.
Then I picked up the black one with red eyes. "Itachi." He wagged his tail.
I picked up the brown one with green and red eyes. "Dude, you look so much like Kakuzu, it isn't funny. So that's your name." I set him down.
Next I picked up the blue one that had really sharp teeth. (A/N: I don't know his eye color D:) "Kisame!" He licked my hand and I put him down.
I picked up the other blue one with amber eyes. "Hm, are you a girl?" It barked happily. "Alright, Konan."
I got the black and white one out with gold eyes. "Zetsu. Don't try to eat anyone."
I Picked up the silver one with purple eyes. "You can be Hidan since you're a little asshole. If you piss in my bed, I'll kill you." He growled yet looked like he was smirking.
I picked up the last one. He was orange with grayish purpleish eyes. "Hm, you seem to be in charge of this bunch. Pein."
I set him down. They all looked at me as if waiting for my name. "Oh yeah, I'm Mika. Alright. I'm going to the store. But, I'm not buying dog food. You'll just have to eat whatever I eat. Be good. Also, pein, make sure Hidan doesn't piss on my bed or anything else." He barked.
I grabbed my house keys and walked to the store.
~Sometime after~
I had gotten more food than necessary. I was walking out when a cashier stopped me. "Hey, I noticed that you walk home. Would you like to borrow a shopping cart and just bring it back next time you come?"
I frowned. "I appreciate it, but I don't need it."
"By looking at the number of bags you have, I think you do."
I sighed. "Thank you. I'll bring it back as soon as I get home and put the groceries away."
"Just bring it back when you go shopping next time."
"Alright. Thanks again."
He smiled and helped put my bags in the cart. I smiled and waved as I walked out. I stopped when I noticed ANOTHER cardboard box. Curious once again, I peered inside. Whoa. Pups that looked like the Konoha ninjas and even Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. There were...holy fuck. There were seventeen. I sighed. I might as well take them home. I just can't leave them here. It started to rain. Especially now that it's raining. I picked up the box and put it in the cart. I took my jacket off and put it on top of the box. I don't care if I get sick but I wont allow for those puppies to get sick. I started rolling the cart to my house.
*Pein's P.O.V*
Its been two hours since Mika left. These idiots have been yelling at each other since then.
"ENOUGH. I don't know how we got here or why we are dogs, but we are so deal with it. Now Mika was nice enough to let us stay with her and actually managed to name us using our actual names, so Hidan I expect you to be nice."
"I like her already. She curses and has a mean side. Plus she's hot." The others nodded in agreement. Even Konan.
"Well, good. Now I doubt we have chakra here but later tonight I will try to do a jutsu so we can talk instead of barking to her."
We all shut up as we heard the front door open and a soaking wet Mika came in with a shopping cart filled with bags and a cardboard box. Her black hair was stuck to her face from the rain and her black shirt clung to her showing off her chest. Hidan was staring.
"Hidan, her eyes are on her face." Konan said as she hit him.
"Don't be jealous that she has bigger tits than you." He smirked.
She went to attack him but stopped as Mika started talking.
"Pups follow me, I have a surprise. Well seventeen surprises." She sighed.
We all followed her into her room. What kind of surprises would they be?
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~Jonnie
