Life without girls is just perfect. No sending her out,no buying stuffs for her,no calls for long freaking hours and no texting. Has, well I'm Obed, single and never ready to mingle. In my world I will like you to see things from my point of view. Girls are the main thing that you need to for go. Delete them from your brains and trust me you be a perfect person.
Mr. Willson:Obed get your big butt over here now.
Obed:Will be over in a minute.
[Dressing in a hast. Footsteps increasing as he climbs down to join his family in the kitchen ]
Obed: I'm here so stop shouting.
Pagiel:Keep it down OB do you think you are the only one here.
Mr. Willson:Why is your dress not buttoned.
Obed:Oh! Almost forget, thanks.
[Ate and went to enjoy the last day of school ]
Guys: Hey MA guy what's happening?
Obed:Nothing much just hanging round. You?
Guy:Spying you oo!
Obed:Charlie let's go and eat something. Girls all over the canteen. Some dancing, others gossiping. Abi that is what girls mostly do gossip. I overheard a friend say that gossiping began in a salon. Some few ladies went there to have their hair styled for a program and they begun to talk about people and how they look, whether it's nice or not. Their way of walking, talking and evening facial expressions. Girls are someway bi oo!
Boys let's head for the b-ball court. Yoo! Guys that is how we play. [ meeting other boys there as they were really engaged in their activities. ] The game was going on very well when the cheer leaders came in. They looked like I had thrown up on them. With their short and ugly dresses or should I say uniforms. Their songs and dance kill me each day they get their fatless asses here. [ The girls sat to look at their guys play. ]
Gabby: Look at that guy over there with the ball, he is my man crush.
Mily:Really that is Obed.
Pagiel:My brother?
Gabby:Yes! I really like him. Just look at those arms, hairy chest and cute legs.
Pagiel: My girl there don't think about it.
Gabby:Oh! Why do you say so.
Pagiel:Hmm! He hates the sight of girls.
Mily:Cut me that crab. Are you being real?
Pagiel:Hahahhah!Sure ,just forget about him and concentrate on the others. Okay?
Both:Okay,we will try.
With his sweaty body he entered the boys washroom and washed down. Forgetting to put on a shirt he left and walked through the lobby. Every girl passing just admired the chest. He looked so good to the extent that mad. Lily the chemistry teacher crushed so hard on him. "Boy! Catch",Eugene shouted. "Thanks MA guy",Obed wore it and entered the class. Eugene was still standing there having a glimpse at the girls. He clapped and waved them before they came back to their sense and continued their walk to their various destinations.
Eugene :Boy,the girls feel you waa.
Obed:No bi me. Which part of my body looks nice for them to feel. I beg let me be. "Hello class ",miss Lily entered and began to write on the green board.[She began to teach but at every point in time she would look at Obed and smile. He never return the smile because she is his teacher not his friend. ]
The alarm sounded for school over. The whole class was noisy but I didn't mind since I had my part in it. Banging the door and pushing tables here and there. Felt like walking so began to do just that. With my ear bugs in,made my way through the crowd. "Hey there? ",Sandy said as she stood infront of him. I just feel like holding her to look at her with my head down, secondly she is the famous girl in school so what the hell is she doing in my way.
Obed:Hy
Sandy:Called you when you were leaving but I guess the air blew the words away.
Obed:Yes that will be the reason.
Sandy:Will you be busy on Saturday.
Obed:What should I even fell her. Hmm, yeah I will. Any p
Sandy:Will be leaving my cake party so wanted to invite you.
Obed:I think I will pass. Thanks.[Leaving here there was the best part of the scene].
She is so rude and arrogant. Spy this one who wants me over at her party. Why do girls try to make fools out of we the guys. Is it a sin that can do their bidding. They just annoy me. Even on my way to meet another set of them.
