101). You don't know whether you'd want him as your father or lover.
102). You can also explain to someone why his KIDS appeared white.
103). You have a hard time listening to music that isn't his.
104). You become excited when you meet a moonwalker.
105). You know the difference between moonwalk and a moonwalker.
106). You grab any magazine or newspaper with his face on the cover :)
107). You try to sneak him into any conversation that you have with someone else.
108). You've seen 'This Is It'.
109). You've read 'Moonwalker'.
110). Something about 'Earth Song' makes you cry.
111). You automatically start to listen to a conversation once you heard them mention "Michael Jackson".
112). There certain parts in his videos that you like and watch over and over.
113). You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY and imagine that he's whispering into your ear.
114). You know what IJCSLY means.
115). You bother the radio stations requesting his songs ;)
116). Your response to "I Love You" is " I Love You More" or
"I Love You Most".
117). When someone asks you what time it is, your tempted to say "It's close to midniiigghtt",
118). You have talked to/flirted with/STARED at a poster/picture/video/etc of Michael.
119). Michael's your ideal boyfriend.
120). You will chew anyone out if they even THINK negative thought about Michael in your presence.
121). You'd spaz anyone that says anything negative about him and throw every fact about Michael to them.
122). You made a mini shrine for Michael.
123). Everytime you go to the store, you're frantically looking for Michael Jackson merchandise.
124). You annoy the heck out of your husband and boyfriend when you keep babbling about how amazing Michael is.
125). You spend more time online talking to fans than talking to real life non-fans.
126). You stay up till midnight watching his vids on youtube even though they eat your data.
127). You know all his albums.
128). You sing along to his music when it comes up in the store to show other people that you know it.
129). You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand:
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
130). You find yourself gazing into his eyes of the poster...in your room.
131). Your cellular mobile mainly has songs, pictures and videos of the one and only.
132). You know every "hehe", "ow" and "shamone" in every song.
133). You have a twitter and facebook account to promote him.
134). You know every word in his songs.
135). Your heart forgets to beat each time you hear or see the name Michael.
136). You might even faint.
137). You compare every guy to Micahel.
138). Your worst enemy turns out to be a MJ FAN...suddenly- you guys are besties :)
139). There's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing one glove...
140). You frequently visit michaeljackson.com
141). Whenever someone finds out something about MJ, they always ask you if you've heard about it…
142). 99% of the time you have...
143). The best way for someone to get your attention is to say, "Michael Jackson".
144). You don't understand why Thriller is the best selling album when he has some so much better.
145). You know where "Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma co sa" came from.
146). You have talked to/flirted with/STARED at a poster/picture/video/etc of Michael.
147). Military jackets are COOL.
148). You can actually pronounce Flanazapam.
149). You have tried to copy Mike's signature at least once.
150). You know what Vitiligo is.
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Obsessed With Me? (Michael Jackson)
Fanfiction{Book One} Are you obsessed with Michael Jackson? How do you think he feels? Do you want to know if you're obsessed with him? You can find this out right here as well as what people who are obsessed with him do.
