Michael and Sam,
do you two seriously think I'm dumb enough to believe that that was Michael? Sam, I've (sadly) known you since fourth grade, I know you're girly handwriting and how you curve every letter that has a loop. Example: j,q,p,y,g. You always extend the damn curve on the bottom. Michael, your writing looks remarkable. Nothing like that.
So, you two, since I know that both of you are reading these, I'd like to hear the whole story because I know for damn sure you two didn't just meet through me. It makes sense though, doesn't it?
Sam and Michael.
Michael and Sam.
Michael+Sam
Sam+Michael
The sum of Michael is Sam
and repeat, repeat, repeat.
God, I bet you two are having the time
Michael, god I fucking don't even know where to start.
-Nef
P.S.- There was engagment rumors floating around. Everyone thinks that Sam is good for you, but they didn't know what good it did to me.
i got mad when i wrote this lol