Oh My Gosh!!!!!

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Jeff the fudging Killer said yes!! Julia just elbowed me and smiled while wiggling her eyebrows. I said something that made his eyes open wider than before ( idk if thats possible but go with it) " Well I do too Jeff my names Savanna and this lil fartnugget is my bestie Julia. Its very nice to meet my favorite killer." . I put my hand to shake his hand.

-~_~- Jeff's P.O.V -~_~-(wasnt expecting that were you?)

Holy shit Savanna was hot. When she asked me if I liked what I see I HAD to say yes.I mean come on shes a fucking super model!!! Then she said that she likes what sees to. I started to fucking flip I shaked her hand.I don't know what got over me but I asked her

"willyouSavannabemygirlfriend?.

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Soooooooooo how ya my dear PIZZA'S

Alright there is gonna be a deal ok if you give me cookies I give you CUPCAKES *dances around and looking like a idiot*

so

Me: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A KNIFEMAN

Jeff:No! Wait a knifeman? wtf is that?

Julia:Its a snow man but with knives instead of snow. DUH!*says it with attitude

Jeff:I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR COOKIES JULIA AND I'LL EAT THEM! !

Julia:NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BABIES!!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE*Jeff inches closer to her cookie stash*

Jeff:Oh I would

Me:*bucket of popcorn in hand eating it* dis iws gwood shtuff jhere (this is good stuff here)

*Slendy walks in*

Slendy: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!!!!!

*Jeff and Julia didn't listen*

Me:Ugh.*clears throut* STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I CUT BOTH OF YA'LLS TOUNGES OUT WITH E.J'S SCALPEL AND FEED IT TO SMILE AND GRINNY

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