"You know what's weird?"
"You calling me at seven in the afternoon, completely sober, not crying?"
"You do know it's Monday, don't you? I don't drink on weekdays. I love my intestines."
"Says the self-proclaimed professional drunk-er. And for your information, you called me for the first time on Thursday night. So much for not drinking on weekdays."
"Well, Thursday is basically already Friday, and Friday is basically Saturday, so it's weekend already."
"Going by that logic, isn't Monday practically Tuesday and Tuesday is Wednesday and Wednesday is Friday? Is your whole week a weekend?"
"Don't be silly. What kind of logic is that?"
"Your logic, apparently."
"Ah, then that logic makes perfect sense."
"You're incorrigible."
"Also horrible and terrible. But do you know what's weird?"
"Ah, you want me to guess?"
"Yep."
"Shoot, I'm bad at guessing. But let me try--your ex asked you to get back together with him?"
"Jonghyun!"
"What?!"
"You said you're bad at guessing! You liar."
"I am! Bad at guessing, I mean, not a liar. A hundred percent can't lie. But did I get that right?"
"Well... Sorta. He called me earlier and said that he needed to talk. That has to mean that he misses me, right?"
"Well..."
"Aw, come on, Jonghyun. I need a moral support here."
"I'm not a suicide prevention line, I'm bad at pep-talks."
"A little line like 'you can do this, Minki, you can get together with him, I have a faith in you' would work."
"I'm a firm believer of the view that you should not get back together with your ex."
"Ouch. So much for that, Jonghyun."
"But you sounded so happy, and I honestly had never heard you this happy. I mean, you always either slurred or cry whenever you called, and the change is nice. Also, factly speaking, if you get back together with him then you'll stop calling me, so I hope everything goes well. Fingers crossed."
"Harsh, Jonghyun. Harsh."
"I did say that I couldn't lie."
"That you did. I have to get ready now, but I'll call you later to tell you how the talk with Minhyun went."
"Should I make coffee now? Because it feels like it's going to be a long night."
"Don't be so mean, Jonghyun. I'll probably just call to shout 'WE GET BACK TOGETHER' and you can go back to sleep."
"For the sake of my sleep, I sure hope so."
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Fanfiction"My life would be sooooo much better without you." "And my sleep cycle would be so much better without you, but here we are." in which a drunk Choi Minki mistakenly press Kim Jonghyun's number instead of his cheating boyfriend's number. [As of now (...
