"Hey."
"Ooh, the great and almighty Jonghyun is finally calling me!"
"Shut up."
"I feel so honoured!"
"It's about Minhyun."
"Finally, after days of waiting you called me--wait, what? Minhyun? What about him?"
"Did he work as a nurse?"
"Yes. He used to. But why'd you ask?"
"I went to a hospital a lot, remember my resident doctor brother? I thought I saw a nurse with 'MINHYUN' on his nametag and immediately thought of you."
"How thoughtful."
"No need to sound so annoyed, though. He probably isn't the same Minhyun."
"He most probably is."
"What are the odds? There are approximately four hundred people named Minhyun in South Korea."
"Wow, that much parents like that crappy-ass name?"
"Yeah. So what, are you gonna keep holding grudges to everyone named Minhyun?"
"Yep. Any Minhyun is my enemy."
"You're ridiculous."
"Tch. Speaking of ridiculousness, it's you who are ridiculous."
"Me? Why?"
"How come you never told me anything about your boyfriend?! I told you everything about Minhyun, didn't I?"
"Well, for the record, the data about Minhyun was uncalled for."
"Hmph. But I want to hear about your boyfriend."
"You can't."
"Whyyyyyy? Why must you be so cruel? Can't you fulfill my curiosity?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"You're no fun. A meanie."
"Minki, I don't like talking about him."
"Hmph! As if you are one to talk! I've told you everyyyyything about Minhyun! Why can't you do the same? Is it because you don't trust me?"
"No, it's... It's complicated, and I don't like talking about him."
"Why? Is it because of his physique? Oh! I know! It's because of his ability in bed! Tell me about him, Jonghyun, I swear to God I won't judge."
"You're so nosey, don't you know that?"
"A couple people told me already."
"I can't tell you anything, Minki."
"Why? Is your boyfriend a secret sniper?"
"You can't hear about him because we broke off."
"I... Crap, sorry, Jonghyun."
"Jonghyun?"
"Shit, did he just hung up on me?"
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A/N: Hello, thank you, and I love you for reading this crappy story! I didn't expect to have much reads, but you JRen shippers surprise me everyday😁 This chapter was supposed to be uploaded on JR's birthday, but yeah...
Haha anyway, do you remember when I used to upload everyday? Because I don't lmao
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Fanfiction"My life would be sooooo much better without you." "And my sleep cycle would be so much better without you, but here we are." in which a drunk Choi Minki mistakenly press Kim Jonghyun's number instead of his cheating boyfriend's number. [As of now (...
