Leaf Village's hidden Vixen (Femnaruto)

Hair,Teams and BANSHEES Oh My

Sasuke's POV

I wake up with a face full of golden hair. Naru. Uhh every time she's over at my house I seem to end up with her hair in my face. I lay there with Naruko's hair in my face staring at her face think how angelic and beautiful she looks. Wait what did I just think , uhh whatever.

After having a mental debate about Naru I shook her awake. "Naru wake up we have to go to the academy", I said in a loud whisper voice (how can you have a loud whisper voice? )
"Fine I'll get up but you, have to carry me to the academy" Naru said in a groggy voice.
"Fine I'll carry you to the academy, but you have to get dressed and put on your genjustu" I replied in a some what sturn voice.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah I'll get dressed now leave the room" Naru said on annoyed kinda voice
"But it's my ro-" *SLAM* she slammed the door on me in my own home, I thought to my self while going to the bathroom to get ready.

Time skip to walking to the academy
~brought to you by a emo duck butt~

I was running roof to roof carrying Naru once we got in front of the academy I dropped her. Once I dropped Naru she flip backwards and landed slightly gracefully.

"Oi, why did you drop me you duck butt emo" Naru shouted and pouted (that rhymes), but still mange to look cute looking like a guy.

"Well it's not my fault my arms fell asleep you dobe(sp?)" I said with a smirk with my arms crossed over my chest.

"What ever you say you basterd, I think you're  to work out more" she said with a foxy grin.

I only replied with a "tsk" and then we walk to the entrance to the academy.(Omb sasuke tsked instead of doing a hn)

After walking down hall's making twisted and turns we are it to are classroom and stat in are normal seat. After sitting  there for awhile some one actually said something interesting "Where's Mitsuki~Sensei" said a random kid. Surprisingly Kiba answers the kid question "A rumor is going around saying Mitsuki tryed to steal the Forbidden Scroll and failed so they banished him" Kiba said. Before anyone could reply Iruka walked in closing the door behind him.

"Congratulations for passing the first step of your ninga courier. On your way to becoming a great Shinobi/ Kunoichi most of you will die, or get injured to the point where you can't continue your path as a Shinobi/ Kunoichi. Some of you may achieve greatness and make a name for yourselves or some of May turn rogue and betray the village, what ever path you take I'll let you know it won't be a easy one. Now that I'm done I'll tell you your teams" Iruka said.

Time skip after reading team names
~Brought to you by a perverted late dog~
(The team's are the same)

After spacing out during when Iruka was reading teams I decided to talk to Naru while waiting for are sensei.

"Yo Naru how do you feel about are team" I said in a questioning tone of voice.

"Well I'm happy that I got you on my team and I got Kakashi~onii, but I'm upset that we got pink haired bit-  I mean banshee on are team" Naru replied.

"I HEARED THAT NARUTO~BAKA, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BE TALKING TO MY SASUKE~KUN" Sakura screeched, and made everyone who was waiting on their sensei cover their ears.

"Can you be quiet Sakura, I think your voice could be considered ear rape" Naru said and you could practically hear the smirk in her voice, while I tried not to laugh at her comment, but my efforts was in vain.

Sakura only sulked knowing  she lost that argument, while everyone when back to talking to their soon to be teammates. After about two hours of waiting are sensei STILL hasn't come, and on the other hand everyone else's sensei already came and picked them up.  I looked over at Naru to see what her reaction was, the look on her face told you she expected this, but was still upset about the situation.

With that train of thought the door open and a man with sliver gravity defying hair and a mask covering most of his face and a leaf headband covering his right eye. But overall the thing that pissed me off was that he was wearing a board's expression, like he didn't want to be there.

When I was thinking  that the late man decided to speak "My first thought of you is that yo-" he was cut of by Naru who had a scary expression on her face and her short blond hair spilt into nine parts.(like naruto's mother)

"Kakashi~sensei, you better have a good reason to be late or your sentence won't be the only thing I'll be cutting of" Naru said in a sickly sweet voice.

The face Kakashi was marketing was priceless, he looked like was about to piss his pants, an  then he decided to speak again, but not in board's tone he used before, now it was a little shaky "Me-eet me up-p on the roof" he said then sunshined (I probably spelled that wrong) onto the roof.

The only thoughts running through my head where don't piss of Naru and how interesting this team was going to be.
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This was probably the longest chapter I've made so far, which makes me happy. THXZ for reading hoped you enjoyed this chapter, and remember to tell me if I spelled any thing wrong and I'll fix it. And if you want to help me with this with story contact info will be in the first and second chapter. Thanks for reading we you in the next chapter boi

~Phoinex