pickup lines

call

"yes, minji?"

"it's pretty cold outside. let me in."

"what!?"

"i'm at your house. in front of the door."

"what!??"

"i hate when your stupidity shows up. it's tiring."

"wait, are you serious!?"

"IT'S COLD OUTSIDE! YOU BETTER OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, MORON!"

"wait a minute! geez. where's that damn key!!?"

"if you're not stupid, i want to hug you right after you open the door."

"i'm not stupid! just shock!"

"huurrrrrrryyyy!"

"finally. hi, minji. this is why, you deserve love. and be the reason why i like you."

"just let's end this call and go to sleep. i'm super sleepy right now and i need a super thick blanket to warm me up."

"i have a better idea. let's cuddle tonight. or do you have a better idea than this?"

"shut up—"

"or i'll kiss you?"

"i'm going home, bye."

"OKAY OKAY."