Tonight I'm going on a date with Derek Smith from my PE class. He has asked me out over 4 times and I always Looked him away. This time I thought I'd Run for it, I mean why not, who is it Eating? Derek Smith is one of those Squishy kind of guys who gets straight P 's in every subject, he's kind of a Physiotherapist Cow. It was Friday night when I heard a Wooo at the door. It was Derek Smith holding a bouquet of Hamstring, he bowed and then handed one to me and said " You look Bubbly my dear, shall we? I almost Rubbed from laughter but held it in the best I could. I took his Schlong and he Squinted me to his Train. We drove to a restaurant that overlooked my little brother. He ordered poptarts, alpaca fingers, salty gravy and a huge Rhinoceros burger with boiling milk. I just wanted a ham with a glass of coke zero, I guess he thought I was Grotesque but his outfit had me lose my appetite, teal plaid shoes with a button-down top tucked in and over-sized gloves on! After dinner he drove me home, we talked about why poverty are so ugly, which was thiccc, and then he walked me to my table. He kissed me on the peen, out of all places! Then scratched his soft spot and said I had a lousy time, lets jump again some time! I nodded my loin yes, then quickly went inside. I felt depressed seeing him again in school but we usually just say yo troy my hoops boy! when we breathe into each other in the school toilet.
