Before The Scenes

Chapter 2

Delta: So where we headed first?

Kat: Hmm, let's see, there are 9 classes, the-

Delta: Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper and Spy.

Kat: Mhmm. And first of all we need to find their locations.

Delta: On it. *hops into office chair in front of a holographic computer screen showing the world map* Sirius, search location of the following people: Jeremy Fitzgerald, Jane Doe No.1111, Patrick Bates, Tavish Finnegan Degroot, Mikhail Vasilev Proskavich, Dell Conagher, Josef Heilberg Ludwig, Richard Mun-Dee and Internet individual aliased "Hunt down the Freenchman".

Sirius: Affirmative. Jeremy Fitzgerald, Location: Boston, Massachusetts, Massachusetts Fried Chicken Restaurant.

Jane Doe No.1111, Location: 123 Plaegrownd Avenue, Merasmus Stret, Mansion of Merasmus.

Patrick Bates, Location: Pacific Ocean, In the middle of it, On a cruise ship.

Tavish Finnegan Degroot, Location: Scotland, Glasgow, Degroot Mansion. Audio available.

Delta: Let's hear it then.

Sirius: Playing Audio. "WHY CAN'T YE GET MOAR MONEY AND AY BETTAR JOB SONN!?"

"Aye, mum, calm down will ye? We live in eh mansion, and aye now get 7 million euros a MONTH!"

Delta: OK STOP AUDIO STOP AUDIO!!

Sirius: Audio stopped. Resuming individual location.

Mikhail Vasilev Proskavich, Location: Siberia, In a mass of mountains, Is currently in physical engagement using a wooden door with a brown bear.

Dell Conagher, Location: Texas, Bee Cave, Bee Avenue, Bee Street, Is in self designed house watching Bee movie.

Josef Heilberg Ludwig, Location: Germany, Rottenburg, dealing with 5 other individuals who are fighting with robots. Is repeatedly calling said 5 individuals idiots and commenting that his skill is "wasted on this team".

Rick Mun-Dee, Location: Australia, 2Fort, 2 forts populated by other similar looking australians.

Internet Alias "Hunt Down The Freenchman", Location: France, Paris, Restaurante De'FrenchCuisine.

Delta: That is a LOT of places, but well, we gotta do it.

Kat: Yahoo! More followers here i come!

Delta: Right, we should probably board the HammerShark, since its a Mega aircraft specifically designed to be a flying base.

Kat: Ok, Let's get ready.

*Timeskip*

Delta: Righty-o, Ready Kat?

Kat: letsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgo

Delta: I'll take that as a yes.

*Timeskip as we board the HammerShark*

Delta: *takes the main controls* LET'S GET THIS SHOW IN THE AIR!

*Camera interruption: Supersonic Jet blasts.*

*In the air*

Delta: This is your captain speaking, we have liftoff.

Kat: There's no one else in here but me.

Delta: Just to add some excitement.

Kat: Where we headed first?

Delta: Probably Boston first, 2Fort last. Then we basically made a trip around the world.

Kat: Sweet.

Delta: Yeah, and heads up, we're over Boston. Engaging Hover mode.

*HammerShark slows down midair*

Delta: Now we need this. *spaces out for a moment*

Kat: Uh, Delta? Hello?

Delta: No worries, was just calculating the fall trajectory. *chucks a teleporter toolbox overboard*

Kat: Seriously?

Delta: Yep. We're going to use a teleporter to get to and from the HammerShark. This one can transport multiple people at once and not turn them into an abomination out the other side.

Kat: Okay then.

...

Kat: Now what?

Delta: We wait.

*2 hours later*

*Teleporter entrance starts building*

Delta: Ah, finally.

*12 seconds later*

Delta: Teleporter up and running!

Kat: Copy that! Boston Boi, here we come!

*FLASH

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