Mr Lola And The Witch

The Beginning

On an island somewhere in between New Zealand and South America lived small, strange creatures called Mopmops. They were round balls of fluff that rolled or bounced around. The Mopmops loved living in underground burrows, much like our rabbits. Mopmops come in a wide variety of colours, such as; blue, red, green, yellow, white and even turquoise.

(Collect them all!)

One Mopmop in particular was called Mr Lolamorimoftolaminohalahaka, but to save time (plus I'll never remember that name, who would!? What kind of name is that!? What the hell was the parents problem??), we shall just call him Mr Lola.

Mr Lola was a deep shade of red and his preferred mode of transportation was to roll his fat body along the ground instead of the widely considered "far superior mode of transportation," the bounce.

Mopmops are dirty little hoes, and so Mr Lola had 27 known brothers and sisters. They all teased Mr Lola because they were bouncing supremacist, and they frequently used poor Mr Lola as a trampoline.

One thing I, The Narrator, have always wondered. Where were the parents? Why was no one putting a stop to this horrendous bullying?

The answer is simple.

The parents died.

Rest in peace Mr and Mrs Minohalahaka.

Of course, any sane Mopmop would at some point in their very short life spans decide to take revenge on the brothers and sisters.

And that is just what Mr Lola decided to do!

You see, Mr Lola had heard rumours and mystical stories about an evil witch who lived on the very top of Mount Pipienomikolofan, witch (pun intended) was in the very middle of the small island.

Mr Lola wanted to learn some of the witches magic. so he set off with the hopes of meeting the great witch of Mount Pipienomikolofan.