Iggy: Hello. It's me
America: Why me!AHHHHHHHHHHI
Iggy: I was wondering if after all the years you'd like to meet
America: Holly sh*t
Iggy: To have some sconces and tea.
Russia: *walks in* Um. *walks out
Iggy: They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I'm just more hungry.
America: *screaming internally*
Iggy: Hello, can you hear me
America: *screams* NO
Iggy: I'm in the beautiful Brighton and I still really want to eat.Can we do so while we're finger and still free, I've forgotten how it feel to eat scones and some tea.
America: Will you shut up?!
Iggy: There's such a difference between us, and about a few thousand miles. So hello from the other side, don't make me fly a thousand miles. To tell you I'm not sorry for being hungry, and when I shout your name you always pretend not to care.
America:FINE I'LL COME IF YOU STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy:Wow, that was an anticlimactic ending. Huh.
