My Ex-Wife Is My FirstLove WHAT THE FUUUUCCKKK*FIRST STORY*EXO FANFIC*

*Welcome Back * part 1

*yawn*joeun achimimnida (good morning) *yawn* uwaaahhhh antok pako huhuhu pero gue nA nga ano na ba date ngayon wait tingin tingin "MWOOOO?!" (whaaaaaat?!) tok tok tok "baby what happened!!" umma

"nothing umma"ako "ok,just dont shout again ok?" umma

"ok umma"ako then I heard a footsteps that leaving so my mother leave.Do you know readers why am I shouting cause its already 5:30 AM and I have to go to keep the form of the school and the gate will gonna be close with the time of uhhmm with uhmmm think think 9:30 oh crap I have only 4 hours u know f*cking 4 hours so I stand up and go to the f*cking hwajangsil (bathroom/toilet) and do my morning rituals as if I have to say it one by one duh I know u know it if you didnt know get back to grade one you stupid ok so I get dressed and dry my hair ughh I hate it here we go again need to wear my thick nerd glasses put my wigs on and my fake braces my real hair is color red with the shade of yellow and a touch of violet in the bottom gets?! if youll not go get back to kinder!! ok so I call them (SNSD) cause im the leader (A/N:echos lang po yung leader kunyari lang po yan at ang buhok nya po ay red sa taas yellow sa gitna at violet sa baba straight na medyo kulot ang ilalim ng buhok nya gets and nag o-on po talaga ang englisherA mode nya and maldita mode nya ok wait readers papakiusapan kong magtagalog kase baka nose bleed nakayo eh hehe -hi scarlette ace jung can you speak tagalog a little bit please cause the readers nose/s was bleeding eh) as if I care and dont call me by my full name idiot and if there nose/s is bleeding I dont care and if your concern go and speak tagalog to your self and youre the author so you decide not me DUH~ brain please *boombasag* (A/N:eh if im going to change your languange you will gonna be angry to me ) blah blah blah I dont care and I dont have time to talk to you right now cause im late at school you know?!(A/N: hayyss ok you can go now ciao~ sorry readers ah kung nosebleed kau dont worry nanjan c bespren ng lahat si GOOGLE TRANSLATOR hahah corny ok gotta go scarlette will gonna be late at school na eh ok sa mga nde nakakaalam 1st year College na sya ok nag aaral sha sa XI ACADEMY ok ciao ciao~) haisst that author is so annoying I cant believe it she tell me to speak tagalog as if I do ok I leave my room and go to the kitchen and eat my breakfast my breakfast is BIBIMBAP its a korean food with a kimchi and different vegetables at the side and a sunnyside-up egg inthe middle and after I eat I decided to tell my umma about the nerdy thingy and after that I call my friends and tell them also about this and when we are in the school is no one dares to talk with me in other words we act like we didnt know each other and off to go and when im in school I I saw everyone gasps cause im the only nerd in this school and our uniform is a black fitted blouse so that you cAn see the curves of my body and a red mini skirt with a 3 inch pointed red highheels with the touch of black and violet really are you kidding me the uniforms so simple I love it my fave colors is black and red and touch of dark violet but i will gonna buy it now.......

A/N: so ano guys nose bleed ba kayo next chapter nmn haba neto eh handa nyo na yung mga google translator nyo in short g.t. nlng kase sobra haba oh handa nyo na g.t. nyo dahil sa next chapter puro english and some maaarteng salita ok ciao~