Swipe Up! (Snape fanfic)

Chapter 1

(Lucille)

  I sighed as I looked through all of the emails I got today.

  'Help! I think my boyfriends cheating on me! What do I do?'

  'How do I ask out a guy?'

  'What should I do if my girlfriend wants to take the next step in our relationship, but I don't?'

  'What do you do if you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend?'

  What the fuck? How do you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend?

  I sighed as I closed my laptop and flopped down on my dark green bed.

  I really need to start looking for a job, or else I'll need to get a loan from the bank, and I can not afford to ruin my reputation anymore.

  I then got out of bed and started to get ready to leave the house. After all, I have to leave my mansion sometime today.

Yes, I did say mansion, I used to be rich, but I don't know what's going to happen now.

I sighed as I then got into my Lamborghini, and started to drive over a nearby cafe.

. . .

When I got there, I pulled out a pair of sunglasses, a scarf, and hat that was on the passenger seat. I hate having to disguise myself in public, it makes me feel anxious, after all, you never know what could happen.

I then got out of my car and entered the cafe.

I breathed in the smell of fresh coffee beans and the sweet smell of cake. I then looked around the tiny cafe with multiple round tables and fancy chairs. The floor shines as if it were just mopped, then I saw a woman working behind the counter.

"Welcome, sit wherever you want!" She said to me cheerfully as she then turned on the tv.

"Here you go!" She said as she gave me the menu.

"No thank you, I would like a black coffee and a strawberry shortcake." She took the menu back and smiled at me as she then went back behind the counter.

I sighed as I looked at the tv.

"We have just found out that the famous actress, Lucille Paris Dumbledore, has just been sued for over seven million dollars! Four million of it goes towards the director, because of her they have to redo the entire movie! Then, two million of it goes towards the judge, for her yelling at him. Here's the footage of what happened."

  Then the scene of me at court came up.

  "You are being sued for quitting your job, that you willingly took. Then-"

  "I did not quit! If anything I gave up on that movie! Besides you haven't heard my side of the story! And I should be suing him, after all-"

  "Silence in the court!"

  "But-!"

  "Silence!"

  "I'm not-!"

  "I said silence! Mrs. Dumbledore, you will be sued for seven million dollars! Four million of it will go towards Jake John Astor! Two million of it will go towards yelling and disobedience towards a judge. Then one million will go towards breaking your contract with Mr. Astor! You will have one year of community service to do! And be happy your not going to jail!" The judge yelled as he then slammed his little hammer down and ran out of the room red from anger.

  "And now for the weather."

  I then looked away from the tv and sighed.

  No one knows my side of the story.