Swipe Up! (Snape fanfic)

Chapter 3

(Lucille)

I sighed as I looked around the cafe. When our boss said there would be a lot of people I didn't know that a lot meant three. What's worse is that two of the maids that worked here quit. At least she's paying us more now.

I then heard my phone ring.

  I quickly made my way to the bathroom because we're not allowed to have our phones out while we're working. I then opened my phone and saw it was a text from Severus.

S: Hey.

L: Hey.

S: You know that maid cafe you work at?

L: Yeah?

S: I'm going to visit you there.

  "What?!" I screamed out as the door then burst open and Selene came bursting in.

"What happened?! Are you ok?!" She asked me, looking around the room worriedly.

"No I'm not okay! This guy I've met online is going to come into the cafe!" She then looked at me in realization and started to laugh.

"What's so funny?" I asked her, only for her to start laughing again.

When she finally calmed down she started to speak.

"This guy came into the cafe and asked for you, I have to say, I'm surprised." She said with a smile on her face.

"What are you surprised about?" I asked her quizzically. She then started to giggle, again.

"You'll find out soon enough." She said as she then left the bathroom, which meant that I would have to face Severus, for the first time.

  I then made my way out of the bathroom and went over to the table I was requested at. I then looked up and the guy and my jaw was wide opened.

  His blond hair was a mess and went down to his shoulders, I then saw something move from inside of it. His clothes were wrinkled and looked like they haven't been washed for a month. And his face. . . His blue eyes just stared at me while his mouth was curved into a grin, it almost looked sinister. Then his nose. . . a mole. . . and not just any mole, a huge mole! For god's sake, it's the size of my nail! But the worst part was the way he smelled, his breath smelled like onions, and his body. . . let's just say. . . that I know he hasn't taken a shower for a while.

  "H-h-hi Severus. . ." I said slowly as I looked at him in amazement.

  "That's not my name, I'm Theodora!"

(Just for you to know, I have nothing against gay people or crossdressers, I am only doing this to add some humor to the story.
Thank you.)

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Isn't that a girls name?!

  "O-oh, how can I help you. . . ?"

  "Ma'am." She/he said to me while giggling.

"Ma'am?"

The bell them rung, that meant that someone was entering the cafe.

I instantly looked over there and wanted to hide.

This. . . Is a hottie.

His slicked back black hair outlined his gorgeous brown eyes. His black suit making him look handsome and that he has some money.

I instantly left the. . . person and made my way over to him.

"Hello Severus, let me guide you to your table." I said to him with a smile while he only nodded.

I then led him to one in the back and looked over at Selene and she nodded at me. She then started to help out the other customers while I was going to try and talk to Severus.

When we got to his table he sat down and ordered a coffee. I told Selene and she went to go make a new pot.

"So. . . How are you?" I asked him while he looked at me almost as if he were disgusted.

"I'm fine, now, I want to discuss this relationship that we have. First off, I do not do cud-"

"Wait, wait, wait! What are you talking about?" I asked him dumbfounded.

He then looked at me annoyed.

"We met on a dating website, so we're together aren't we?" He asked/said to me.

"Well. . . We are together, but we aren't like a couple together, we should start out as friends first, don't you think so?" I asked him, trying to be as positive as I could be.

He looked at me puzzled and said, "Alright, we will only be friends though, so don't expect much from me, got that?" He asked me with a serious face while I just giggled at him.

I started to get up and made my way over to the kitchen.

"Whatever you say, Severus." I then heard the door shut.

I sighed as I then went over to the cash register.

Guess I'm paying for that coffee.
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(Severus)

As soon as I made my way into the school I practically ran into Doumbledor's office.

"You set me up! I should have known better then to believe you! Why didn't you tell me that we were going to start off as friends and work our way up? Now she thinks I'm an idiot!" I yelled at him angrily while he just sat there and laughed at me.

"What's so funny?!" I yelled ya him as he started to calm down.

"Oh my, Severus, you are so knowledgeable. . . but you clearly know nothing about relationships." He said as he then looked at me with a solemn look in his eyes.

"Trust me Severus, everything happens for its own reason." He said as he then shooed me out of his office.

I sighed as I then made my way back to my classroom. Just what does he mean?
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Hey guys, sorry that this took so long to publish, and don't worry, you'll be getting more of Snape soon!
Ciao~!