Guide Book: How to Manipulate a Fangirl's Feelings

Naruto : Itachi Uchiha

Let's start with one of the classics shall we?

• How to make them Swoon

We all know that Itachi is one of the most beloved characters in Naruto, seeing as he had done great things without anyone knowing and that makes him really lovable, from his looks to his personality everything about him is fangirl worthy. To make the fangirl swoon you first open up the topic by saying.

"What's so good about Itachi anyways"

Then I guarantee you, as soon as their mouth opens it would take a while before they close it again.

• How to make them rage

As I explained earlier, Itachi had done great things without anyone knowing, including playing bad guy so that he could protect those who are dear to him. To make the fangirl rage just simply say.

"Why do you like him he's the bad guy?"

Just be careful when using this technique, fangirls get violent if their feelings are attacked. Oh and make sure you have a first aid kit/hearing aid around after saying that you're really gonna need it.

• How to make them Happy

Is your fangirl friend feeling blue? Want a trick to help them feel better? Here's what you do,

- Build a fort
- Make sure there's wifi
- Open up your computer
- Find some Awesome Itachi Compilation
- Get tons of snacks
- Watch it with them

Or if you want another route, remind your friend of the great things Itachi did and try to relate it to their problems, make sure to compliment both your friend and Itachi.

• How to shut them up

Is your friend bothering you to do something or go somewhere? But you really don't want to? Here's one simple way to shut them up and possibly make them tear up.

- Walk towards them slowly with a smile
- Poke their forehead using your pointer finger and your middle finger and say

"Next Time"

That's a sure way to shut them up