One bright sunny day farmer Harry was out to plant he was wearing tuxedo. Instead of using the fucken shovel he used his fucken bare hands because he was afraid the shovel got hurt and dirty. The fucker planted the seed and he named it zen.
”you ah the flowa you ah the seed" he said throwing his hands in the air dramatically
"what are you doing idiot" someone said tapping him in the back
"louis!!1!1!1" he cheerily greeted his frand
"I brought u your food of life"
"do you mean swag-nana" he winked at him
"fuck that ha what are you doing"
"im planting look its zen"
when they looked back a wild zen was half buried in the soil unconscious and probably sleeping
"holy shheez balls my zen!"
to be continued...
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