[Alright Tucker you know drill!] Zone chuckles. He, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons were on top of their base in Valhalla looking down at Wash, Tucker, and Caboose. Tucker was standing a few feet ahead of Wash and Caboose and turns to them.
"Hey don't look at me, I went last time." Wash says with his hands raised.
Tucker groans. "Do I have to?"
"That depends, how badly do you guys want your flag back Blue?" Sarge retorts.
"(Sigh) I would just like everyone to know, that I suck."
"What else?" Grif snickers.
"And that I'm a girl.
"And?" Simmons says on the verge of laughing.
"And that I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys." The Reds and Zone burst out laughing.
[This has got to be the most hilarious surrender I've ever witnessed.] Zone chuckles.
"You know what screw you guys! Do you have any idea how offensive this is to my manly pride?"
"Pride?!" Xi says appearing. "Face it Tucker, the only chance you have of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken's butt and wait." The Reds, Zone, and Wash laughed harder than ever.
[Xi, remind me to never insult you.]
"I should certainly hope not boss!" Xi laughs herself.
"Hahahaha, y-yeah I don't get it." Caboose says looking at Wash.
"It's okay Caboose." Wash tries to suppress another laugh. "Look let's just head back to Base and figure out a new strategy. You won this round, but we're gonna kick your butt but next time."
"That's what you said four losses ago." Simmons reminds him.
"(Groans) Can we please just go?!" Tucker says stomping off.
"Hey come on Blue! At least you have another chance next time...to be a virgin!" Sarge says bringing another round of laughter.
[Dad, I'm gonna head inside, before I get a headache from laughing.] Zone continues to chuckle as he heads inside the base.
"You do that Rex, hehehe, oh man, I am literally crying boys." Sarge pulls off his helmet, wiping away the tears from laughing.
"Dude, I don't think I'm ever gonna forget laughing this hard." Grif says covering his visor.
"You said it. I think I'm gonna go use the hologram chamber." Simmons then jogs inside.
"Guess I better get started on building another Warthog." Sarge puts his helmet back on and went to grab his tool kit, leaving Grif by himself.
"Guess I'll take a nap." Grif then laid down on top of the base.
"Grif! Get your keister over here!" Sarge calls out.
"(Sighs) So much for that idea." Grif stands and goes to see what Sarge wants.
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"I can just never get freaking break can I?!" Tucker says stomping into the base.
"Get a sense of humor Tucker." Wash chuckles.
"You're telling me to get a sense of humor?! This is coming from the guy who was all dead serious about finding Church and killing anyone who was in his way."
"I've changed Tucker. Try not forget the fact that you guys took me in."
"I don't!" Caboose replies.
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Agent Arizona: Season 10
AventuraCarolina, she was back. The only girl Zone had ever fallen for, was back. And she was mad beyond anything Zone had ever seen her become. She was out for revenge, and Zone stood right beside her on that, but as they travel on to find the location of...
