Sherek Goes to Glastonbury: A sherek special

shereks opinion

Sherek Went to Glastonbury 2014.   he did not enjoy it. here is his review:

"Glastbonbury huh? I've had more fun taking a shit in a hospital bed in front of my family at 3am. the sets were as long as dhonkees attention span and the food was as horrendous as My movie series. the price for the tickets was disgustingly high and that only included the entrance fee. I'm not even going to start on the camping spaces. I've had more room in a solitary confinement cell in a Russian Gulag. Oh the artists, don't go there, Skrillex, Kasabian, Paolo nutini..the usual line up, on fact I've seen a better line up outside the dole office queuing for their benefits. 

*these opinions only reflect of sherek himself, I the author would quite like to to go there actually. who actually listens to a word sherek says?