rants because I hate my life

Ugly ASS PROM and Stupid Boys

Hello.
So I told ONE person from my school about this book.
Hopefully she doesn't snitch bc Imma be in some deep trouble.
So remember the girl in the last chapter who had a crush on my "crush", the friend I didn't want to "betray" yeah well her name is Becky AND SHE IS A BITCH.
So my friend Jessica (the one I told the book about to) heard that this guy named Peter was gonna ask her to prom. Both Peter and Jessica are liked by many. Peter is kind of a player and Jessica is Jessica and she is the complete opposite. But hey, opposites attract. No homo but like Jessica is literally the only girl in this school that any guy can genuinely like. Like she's pretty and smart and yeah OK. Peter is kind of the same. He's your typical popular dude. Peter has always liked Jessica (at least that's what I think) [While I typed this sentence, Peter responded to my message*** you'll understand later just keep note of this] so basically Jessica was never one to really have crushes, although I remember she told me that she thought Peter was cute. Becky is our group friend and Becky and Jessica are in the same class. Now let me explain who Becky is. She is okay looking (since I'm ugly I know who's ugly and not ugly lol) but one thing for sure; she loves BOYS. Any guy her eyes lay on, she immediately assumes they like her from the simplest thing such as eye-contact. LIKE IM NOT KIDDING SHE THINKS MAKING EYE CONTACT FOR A LONG TIME IS FLIRTING OMG. And that's not even flirting, in fact it's creepy. If someone is staring at you. It's creepy. I'll probably insert a word that fits that description because it is definitely not flirting. I swear, to her if a guy asks her out, she would be like "omg so this guy basically asked me to marry him and have his babies". So, she is always telling me about all these guys she sees. Remember my "crush"? Yeah well even though they're in the same class, I still speak more words than her to him in a day than she has in a year. Did I mention she is a fake ass bitch who gossips behind our backs talking about how bad we are? Also she claims she has all these friends she loves and is close to that isn't us and yet she's too scared to sit with them? If you hate us, leave. If they won't let you sit with them, then I don't think they were ever your friends to begin with. Whatever. We also had to go to the guidance counselor because of her before no kidding. She. Is. A. Fake. Bitch. SO IN science class she said she sits with Peter and get this, they tell their deepest secrets to each other and she literally said this, and I Quote "I care for Peter like a lot. We tell our deep secrets to each other". UM bitch he is a classmate and you guys technically aren't even friends like you only sit with him in a class where you should only focus on SCIENCE. And by care, I am gonna assume that means you like him. She also tries to tell us how she plays with his hair (uh um okay?) and other stupid stuff. Sometimes she will be like "omg he tried to touch my butt hahaha I think he is a pervert haha but I did the same lol" um bitch if he is a "pervert" why do you care for him and love him? I doubt he would do that randomly because um bitch you only sit next to him in like one class or something. So keep note of their science chit, oh wait sorry, "shit chats" because Jessica comes in next. So prom right? He was interested in asking her. And guess what Becky tells him. Guess what this bitch said.

"um I don't think you should ask Jessica because she is gonna reject you"

AND HEY GUESS WHAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS GONNA REJECT HIM AND HE DIDN'T WANNA ASK ANYMORE.

WOW.

Ahem. Let's this of this in a logical way. BECKY is a OBSESSED BITCH that doesn't want her friend, Jessica, to be happy nor does she want her crush to ask her (as in Peter) because she is jealous that Peter asked Jessica, her very own friend. Like Jessica never said she was gonna say no. Jessica never said anything. But now. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Becky isn't even going to prom wtffffff.

Okay so basically now that we have assembled the problem let's go to how OPROMATION went.

Jessica told me about what happened (I guess she found out) and I was like okay well now I need to ask around. So I asked some of his friends in my class whether they were gonna ask and a lot of them went "yes" or "I don't think so". It was a mix. Destined to get Peter and Jessica together, I ask my friend, Sasha, who was close with him. I never actually got an answer from her until later on because she never remembered to ask him. So soon on she texted and he texted. She asked him and I told her to tell him that Jessica was interested in going. He shyed away from the problem. Btw it was me and Jessica behind all this, I wouldn't do anything without her permission. At this point, everyone was like there's nothing we can do but I suggested that I text him. He knows I am Jessica's closest friends in the school so maybe he would know. Becky and Jessica are friends but I don't think they're as close which is why I think he genuinely believed me. Jessica wrote something in social studies and when we both passed she handed me what to say when we were transitioning. By the way, in the class before, I asked one of his friends and I was like "look, is Peter gonna ask Jessica because she is actually kind of interested in going" and he was like "DEADASS?" in case you live in the South or something that means "really?". So I was like, "ask him today and tell him that" and he was like "sure". But even after that, we still contemplated on texting Peter. Everyone as in all of our group EXCEPT Becky cause she's a bitch and no one likes her, agreed. (We never told Becky about all of this). So I copied the note in the subway station that we take home and I think Becky saw that I was copying something. So I wrote it, texted Jessica and I was ready to send it to Peter (literally we have never texted before lmao). I pasted the message onto the text and my hand accidently pressed "send" but it was fine cuz I just sent the message she wrote, though at the time I said "shoot I sent it" and Becky and everyone was behind me (except Jessica because she took the car with one of our other friends). Becky saw that the username was Peter and immediately went-
Hang on
Side note:whenever anyone asked if Peter was going to ask or anything to do with Jessica and Peter, her immediate response would be "he isn't asking her"
Darling
What did she say?
"hE'S NoT AsKInG HeR"

So then my friend kinda went off and in my head I went "shit shit shit" she wasn't supposed to know. So basically I explained I was gonna ask him again and all that stuff bla bla bla. So pretty much afterwards me and Jessica were waiting and we pretty much knew he was active on insta because he was liking posts and commenting so we thought he wasn't gonna ever answer and all that. So anywayz. So I told Jessica about this book and she read it and I was like I'm gonna write a rant about this. So at 9:00 I begin to write this chapter and if you scroll up to the part where there is stars and stuff at that exact moment, I see a notification from him and I literally screamed. Like wow. It took him long enough. So I told my friend and we were freaking out and I told him that she wants to say yes and blah blah blah and how people are saying the wrong things bla bla bla. So anyways he says "time will tell" and I'm like "uh what" and he leaves me on read. Like what is that supposed to mean. What the fuck. So anyways me and Jessica are kind of happy and stuff and then we go to school. So at school, I ask his friend (the one that said "deadass?") to ask him again. So at lunch, he asks and stuff and Peter keeps shying away and like not answering it. So anyways, the friend tells me that he will ask Jessica but not yet and blah blah blah.

So after a while I become happy again

But damn God hates me

So now we got a new issue. Yes. A new issue. So this ugly ass dude who is Jessica's friend wants to ask her to prom AS A FRIEND. Bitch no, she is gonna be with us and noah fence I doubt she is even gonna hang out with you at prom since she will be with us. Technically, all her friends are going with her to prom wtf. If you're going as friends why do you need to ask her in the first place? So now Jessica has to say yes to this dude since he is her actual friend and she has to say yes but then it is awkward if she says yes to Peter. SO LIKE OMG. Idk I just think the ugly ass dude should ask someone he talks to and is one of his closest friends. I swear more and more people are keeping them apart mah dude wtf. So yeah Idk I just hope he doesn't ask her because that would be lowkey awkward and it would ruin all our hard work. So yeah. Just pray Peter asks her and she says yes and they can just go to prom together without people interfering.

THANKS FOR READING. THIS ONE IS A BIGGIE LOVE YA. Smooches mah dudesss ilysmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm