Mika what's your full name?
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2:35 PM****
Mikeala. Why?
Read✓Trying to give you a nickname.
Read✓You know you have the same nickname as one of my favorite anime characters?
Read✓Is it Mikaela from Owari No Seraph?
Read✓ITS LIKE WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER!
read✓Okay, what's you're favorite animal? Mine are llamas, they're the best and the most magical creatures in the world, along with sloths and goats. Goats are like my spirit animal mann.
Read✓Dogs. Any type, Bulldogs, pugs, golden retrievers, German Shepherds. They're like the best animals everrrrr.
Read✓... My expectations have been lowered.
Read✓What! What's that supposed to mean!?
Read✓You're basic that's what.
Read✓Wait don't tell me you're a cat person.
Read✓Heck yea
Read✓That explains a lot.
Read✓Dogs are just demons okay, just like pigeons are fucking Russian spies! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT ONE VIDEO? I HAVE A SHIT TON OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES MAN!
Read✓I don't know if you're joking or you're serious.
Read✓I'n dead serious BOI. I bet you're one of those people who think Llamas and alpacas are basically the same.
Read✓...but they are.
Read✓I CALLED IT! I FUCKING CALLED IT! THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN BETWEEN THE TWO! ALPACAS ARE JUST DEMONS IN DISGUISE! WAITING TO CAUSE AN ALPACALYPES ON YOUR FUCKING FARM!
Read✓Your hate for alpacas are unfactual.
Read✓I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Read✓I LIVE HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD DUMBASS!
Read✓You're just scared to face me!!
Read✓Whatever Primark.
Read✓GO DROWN YOUR DAMN WAFFLES IN MAPLE SYRUP NOFRILLS!
Read✓😒😒
Read✓Thats your nickname now!
Read✓What is?
Read✓Nofrills
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Humor"Your hate for alpacas are unfactual." - yathotwrong "I dare you to say that to my fucking face you uncultured swine!" - afrixanb "I LIVE HALF WAY ACROSS THE FUCKING WORLD, DUMBASS!" -yathotwrong In which, friendship knows no bounds, not even dis...