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Mika what's your full name?
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Mikeala. Why?
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Trying to give you a nickname.
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You know you have the same nickname as one of my favorite anime characters?
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Is it Mikaela from Owari No Seraph?
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ITS LIKE WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER!
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Okay, what's you're favorite animal? Mine are llamas, they're the best and the most magical creatures in the world, along with sloths and goats. Goats are like my spirit animal mann.
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Dogs. Any type, Bulldogs, pugs, golden retrievers, German Shepherds. They're like the best animals everrrrr.
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... My expectations have been lowered.
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What! What's that supposed to mean!?
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You're basic that's what.
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Wait don't tell me you're a cat person.
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Heck yea
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That explains a lot.
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Dogs are just demons okay, just like pigeons are fucking Russian spies! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT ONE VIDEO? I HAVE A SHIT TON OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES MAN!
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I don't know if you're joking or you're serious.
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I'n dead serious BOI. I bet you're one of those people who think Llamas and alpacas are basically the same.
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...but they are.
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I CALLED IT! I FUCKING CALLED IT! THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN BETWEEN THE TWO! ALPACAS ARE JUST DEMONS IN DISGUISE! WAITING TO CAUSE AN ALPACALYPES ON YOUR FUCKING FARM!
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Your hate for alpacas are unfactual.
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I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
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I LIVE HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD DUMBASS!
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You're just scared to face me!!
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Whatever Primark.
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GO DROWN YOUR DAMN WAFFLES IN MAPLE SYRUP NOFRILLS!
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😒😒
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Thats your nickname now!
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What is?
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Nofrills
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