Chester🐱
Okay so I'm here in the "real world" right and there are so many stupid people like I need to smack some sense into all of them. I would take my human form, but I like being fat and lazy. It is quite nice having someone wait on you hand and foot instead of waiting on someone hand and foot like I did for the princess. Those days are over. FINALLY!
Suddenly I am pulled down into the ground by a great force. Oh great... Here we go again.
I land in someone not quite sure who, but they were not ready for it. "Yeah I was-" "Holy shit sparkles! Ow..." The person I just fell on continues to grumble and curse about how their back hurts.
It was the Taylor.
"Oh Taylor... hehe sorry?" He gave me a pissed look as he continued to rub his back. Lacey started laughing her arse off.
Now that I think about it my butt hurts.
I hate traveling this way.
"As I was saying before I got fell on by a 100 pound cat... I was wondering Lacey if you would...uhhh...maybe...teachemehowtofightlikeyou." Lacey smirked obviously in joking this. "Um I didn't quite hear you could you say that again?" Taylor sighed, took a deep breath and repeated his question. "Lacey could you maybe teach me how to fight?" She smiled, punched his arm and said "Yeah sure bro." Ooh friend zoned.
He looked down at the ground defeated. "So tomorrow then?" She nodded her head and shook his hand. " 'Tis a deal."
I snorted. " 'Tis? Really Lacey 'Tis?" I shook my head in joking disappointment. "I thought I taught you better than this."
Then suddenly Alice, sweet Alice, comes in through the door and frustratingly screams. "Why the hell is this so hard?"
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To Wonderland and Back
AdventureMy name is Alice. Yes I am the one who fell down the hole who saw through the looking glass. You think it was like how they put in the movies, well not really that way. The first story was true, somewhat. I mean the concept yeah, but the events n...
