BFF: If Carly Rae Jepsen dropped her phone in the pool again, how will we call her maybe?
Me: We have to borrow Maroon 5's payphone.
BFF: But what if Cee lo Green says the change in our pockets aren't enough.
Me: We can borrow money from Travie McCoy, he is a billionaire.
BFF: Yeah, and if we have extra money, we can pop tags with Mackelmore.
Me: We are retards.
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RandomYou don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.
