The Power Of ASEAN!!!

What's Your Problem, Malaysia?

"Guys We Have A Big Problem!!!" The Malay Warrior shouted at everyone nervously.

Everyone turned his and her attention to Malaysia. They didn't know what's up.

"Mmm... What's up with him, Ate Indonesia?" The winged warrior, Philippines, asked her beautiful sister.

"Mmm... Maybe he's hungry..." Indonesia said to her.

"Waah! No! I just eat my snack." Malaysia said to his sister.

"He lost his irresistible durian?" Brunei said.

"No! I just eat my snack, my durian." Malaysia said to them.

"Snack?! Durian?!" Philippines kept on thinking about durian. While the others are trying to calm and help the poor warrior.

"Maybe England will declare war to Malaysia!!!" Timor Leste said to him with all of the sudden causing Malaysia to be scared even more.

"Allah dan Durian! ENgLanD wIlL dEclarE wAr!!?" Malaysia screamed in panic.
"Aaahhh!!! Prepare your swords and weapons! The British Are Coming!!!"

"Calm down, Malay!!!" Indonesia shouted at his freaked out brother

"Or maybe, England fed him with his scones." Thailand suggested.

"Scones?! Yuck!!!" Malaysia exclaimed making him less scared as he hide in his wooden armor.

Then Laos spoke, "Speaking of something yucky for Mal, maybe he saw Myanmar and Cambodia kissing."

"Aaahh! What The... No!!!" Cambodia surprisedly said with a blush on his face.

"We didn't kiss but..." Myanmar cut his sentence as he played Cambodia's curl.

"Aaah... Myan..." The blushing Cambodian moan.

"NO! It's not!!!" Malaysia shouted at his friends. Then he added, "But still, yucky and HARAM!!!"

"Please, no PDA for now..." Vietnam said to the two countries.

With his great pist, Cambodia punched Myanmar on the face with no doubt. "Hey! What's that for?!" Myanmar screamed.

"Then, what's the problem, ana?" Thailand asked the Malay warrior.

"Umm... Where's Singapore?" Brunei asked Malaysia.

"Singa might be in danger! We have to save him!!!" Myanmar shouted and he raised his thrusted sword.

"Myan, put it down." Cambodia said as he glared at his not-so-close friend.

"Tama ka po! Singapore is not here po." Philippines said in worried.

"Well that's the thing! Singapore is the problem! He keeps on throwing water at my weapons and at my house. He keeps on throwing me with some water. He makes many bubbles and keeps anything smell like flowers!" Malaysia explained to everyone what's the problem.

"Did you became lazy from the morning?" Indonesia asked him.

"Why would you asked such a thing, Kak Nesia?!" Malaysia exclaimed at his sister.

"What's the answer?" Indonesia said to Malaysia as she showed him her best and scariest glare that she ever made for Malaysia.

Finally, Malaysia answered, "I think, I become lazy to do my chores, trainings and some other stuff."

Suddenly, they all laugh out loud except for Malaysia.

"Silly Malay!" Laos said.

  "What did I miss?!" Malaysia asked them.

"You mean, is there something that you had forgotten..." Philippines said to her brother.

"Did England cast you a spell to forgot something?!" Brunei teased the Malay around.

"Waah! Why are you laughing anyway?!" Malaysia asked them.

"Remember something about Singapore..." Cambodia said to Malaysia.

"Umm... A great warrior of the seas?!" Malaysia said then but still, confused.

"And..." Vietnam said to Malaysia as she smiled at the boy. Malaysia can feel that he's getting to the point.

"He's being raised by England..." Malaysia added.

"Same as me and you..." Brunei just added to Malaysia's sentence.

"And..." All of them said to Malaysia, well except for Singapore who is not here.

"We dreamt to be like him?!" The only thing the poor warrior, Malaysia, can say. Then everybody except for Mal and Singa face palmed.

"Suko na ako!!!" The Philippines shouted out loud.

Vietnam patted Philippines' back and whispered to Indonesia, "Explain it."

The gentle Indonesia went to the confused Malaysia and whispered something to his ear. After that, Malaysia furiously laugh out loud.

"Haha! Now I get It!!! How could I ever forgotten?!"

"At last!"

"Makakalimutin!"

"He's my brother!"

"What's up with this, ana?"

"My OTP..."

"Myan! Stop twisting my curl... Ahh!"

"Perfect..."

"WhY aM i nOseBLeediNg?!"

"I can't into ASEAN..."

All the noise stopped when the wooden door suddenly opened with a wet figure of man.

"Finish All Of Your Chores, You Durian Git!!!"

"England?!" Everyone exclaimed.

Malaysia suddenly ran away while the figure ran after the Malay, revealing an angry aura around its body.

"Oh, it's Singapore." Indonesia said with surprised.

"I thought it's the great British." Timor said referring to England.

"Hehe... Well nothing changes!" Brunei said rubbing the back of his neck.

Author: So What Do Say About the Ch...

Cambodia: Hello! Shout out for IAmHetaliaCambodia. You're the best!

Myanmar: Same as you, pretty boy. *kisses Cambodia's neck*

Cambodia: Aahh... Myan... Not now...

Author: Cam, you're right! Go find your own room. *pushes them out*

Author: *is pretty embarrassed* For My Readers, com...

Philippines: *pushes the Author out* Comment down below if there's something you want to share with us.

Timor Leste: Yeah!!!

Thailand: I like ASEAN books, ana.

Author: Whatever...