Naru Uchiha

Kids....

  Yeah so everything just went on the same as in the anime, well except that the Akatsuki were not actually bad, they just wanted a place to belong to, not ultimate peace so Naru let them stay in Konoha. Also the rookies know about Naru and they don't mind what he did.

  I'll give you a snippet of their daily lives...

"HEY!! THAT WAS MINE!! DEIDARAAAAA COME BACKKKKKK!!!"

"HAHAHAHA NU-UH, YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK, UN!"

"Dei, give it back to Sasori."

"Aww, fine Ita un... Here, your horrible fruit pie un..."

Munch.

BOOM!!

"WHAT THE FUCK DEIDARA!! YOU PUT YOUR CLAY IN IT?!"

"OH MY GOD DEI THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

"HAHA THANKS KISAME UN!"

"CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

"GO AWAY HIDAN, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND DEI, GO BACK TO YOUR CREEPY RITUALS!!"

"I KNOW RIGHT, GO AWAY HIDAN UN!!"

  Kunais, explosives, jutsus, an Uchiha who is trying to read while not caring that the house is falling apart. One word, Disastrous.

  You can hear stomps coming down the street, louder and louder, is that fire crackling? Or is it knuckles?

"Oka-San is coming..." The Uchiha said with his monotone voice.

"FUCK!"

"ABORT MISSION UN!!"

"ESCAPE!!!!!!"

"RETREATTTTTT"

  Too late, they were trapped in a barrier, the punishment barrier, no one can break it so no one can escape what punishment they are given.

  A demon has arrived.

"Can someone tell me... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"

"Oka-San!!!! Deidara put his clay in my pie!!"

"You wanted it back un!! So I gave it to you un!"

"NOT WITH EXPLOSIVES!!"

"Wait, why am I in the barrier? I did nothing.."

"Itachi, you did nothing to stop them, thats what you did!! NOW ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!"

"Hai Oka-San!!"

"How many times have I told you guys to stop destroying houses! Do you know who builds them back up!? Also! STOP.CALLING.ME.YOUR.OKA-SAN!!!"

"But you act like our mom! So you're our Oka-San!"

"Oi you guys, don't talk back to he- I mean him. Don't you guys ever learn?" And the dad of the family is here.

"Nice to see you too Sasu~~ What were you going to refer to me as~~?? Hmmmmmm????"

Uh oh, he stepped onto a landmine, good luck to him. This tone is only used when Naru's temper is way pass its tolerance limit.

"E-Erm uh... Him???"

"Are you sure~?"

"Uh, y-yes, I mean No! I was g-going to say h-her.."

"Good to know~ good to know~ Now, all of you... I'm going to... hmm... let's see..."

  Oka-San has a huge variety of punishments, from mildy torturing to extremely torturing.

"Ah! I know... how about the portals~"

  Well... This is mildly torturing, good for them this time. The portals are just to make them dizzy, for hours for them to contemplate. Until Naru sees that they are truly sorry for what they have done.

"Okay... Understood Taichou..."

  While Naru rebuilds the house within seconds, he leaves them at the portals for hours and goes to check on his cooking. Boy are some of the Akatsuki glad that they are on a mission at the moment...

  Tch, they are all just like kids, I swear to Kami!!

  Yes, Naru, they turned from dangerous rogues to children while the child grew to become a ferocious and kind mother-figure to them who has a very scary tenper.

"Author-Chan~ I can hear you~~"

  Whatever~ Not like you can do anything to me anyways-

  WAIT NOOOO MY COLLECTION OF YAOI!!! NARUUUUUUU, YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT TO KAKASHI'S ICHA ICHA COLLECTION! NOT MINEEEEE!!

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  YOU'RE IGNORING ME?!

  My Collection.... ;-;

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  Tadah! Anyways, i dont have a yaoi collection irl, i mean, i have a fanfic collection of a mixed of gay fanfics :) Which does include yaoi.... Still not a Yaoi collection... Right??????

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