Naru Uchiha

Special #1??

Im bored so... enjoy???
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  It's a beautiful day outside, birds are blooming, flowers are singing. The ninja world is in peace, no wars, no conflicts between villages...

  Except maybe between the Kages of Suna and Konoha... Gaara wants his husband to stay with him in Suna, not because he misses him after a few hours, totally. However, Hiruzen says Neji is a great shinobi of the leaf and should continue staying in the leaf for his missions. It would more convenient to receive and report for missions to him, says the seni- Hokage.

  And this was what Panda-Chan said...

"No, that is final. My b- husband is coming with me back to Suna. He is not staying in this leafy place called Konoha."

"You just can't seperate from him for just a few days can you?" Chuckled Naru as he saunted into the office. "Tch, as if you can bear to seperate from your husband either... sticking close to him like those fangirls back in the day..." Retorted a pink-faced panda looking away to hide his embarrassment.

*bonk* "That's because! He follows where the kids go! And if I follow, I'll be able to keep them in line!" Naru had a tick mark on his forehead, and a slight pink hue on his cheeks. "And besides... I get free transport..." He continued to mutter under his breath.

  All the Anbu in the room inwardly chuckled at their commander's cuteness, those who heard the last sentence at his shamelessness and laziness too. They had to admit, their commander was a mix of a Nara, Uchiha, Namikaze and Uzumaki. It was a weird mix no doubt, but that made him even more unique and powerful.

  In the end, Hiruzen allowed Neji to move in with Gaara in Suna, they agreed that Hiruzen would send a request for Neji to go to Konoha for a mission. After missions, report to him, standard procedure of course. Then Neji could go back through a transportation seal created by yours truly, the Blood Demon.

~~Time Skip~~

  Naru was being piggybacked by Sasuke, who was watching over the kids yet again. They had nothing to do, their Anbu subordinates were the ones taking the missions. After global peace, there were lesser missions, most had to do with rouges who were causing trouble in villages or transporting an important document to another village. The Anbu Commander and his husband, with a position right under his wife's, were sort of in retirement you could say. But they were not officially retired, occasionally they still went to carry out their duties.

  At this moment, Naru had a sweet tooth and got off Sasuke to get his dango. However... when he got to the kitchen, the plate that was once covered by a cloth was already empty. All five sticks were gone, presumably in somebody's tummy already. Although he did notice Itachi leave a few moments ago, he guessed that he was going to the bathroom.

  But who knew that brat would steal his dango!

  "I-TA-CHI!!!" A chakra-infused shout rang throughout the village, maybe even to Suna, because Gaara seemed to have heard, saw or thought of something amusing as he chuckled just in time after the shout. In a flash, said raven was in the kitchen, looking as stoic as ever. But if you look close enough, his eyes held a slight hint of fear and complexion paled a little. Not even to be noticeable by an untrained eye but Naru's eye was more than trained.

  When Deidara heard his Oka-San's shouted filled with promise of misery, he knew his lover had went and done something, again. Probably related to dangos, again. The others guessed it too and snickered at Itachi's fate. If there's one thing to not do to Naru, it's to not touch his food and snacks or anything of his. Basically, touch anything that is personally his and important to him, say hello and welcome to the major punishments.

  "Last time he got fucking punished for having a stash of fucking dangos that occupied 3 houses. Wonder what that ass did now." Hidan cackled in schadenfreude, eyes twinkling in delight at the thought of his sort-of brother's punishment. They all gathered silently outside in the living room where you could see right into the kitchen where the show was happening. Sasuke followed after them, shaking his head at how all these grown men, who were the Akatsuki, were acting like children.

  Perhaps it was because their childhood was not a normal one so they didn't get to enjoy it much.

  Yeah, maybe that's it.

~~Meanwhile in the kitchen~~

  Naru tapped his foot against the floor, waiting for the man in front of him to own up on his own. Which he did, Itachi was not dumb to aggravate Oka-San even more, he was already in a lot of trouble currently. "Hn..." Which translated into: I may or may not have eaten your dango while you were busy kissing Sasuke's neck...

  But Naru was not satisfied, he could understand Uchiha language, he had one as a husband for Kami's sake. He just wanted this grown ass man, who is acting like a kid who got caught stealing candy, to speak clear proper words. He glared at Itachi, this worked as Itachi's head tilted down a bit and his right foot lifted abit. (Kit: Just like a child~~ I cant imagine this scene with a child Itachi, I'll die probably from bloodloss.)

  "I... ate your dango... while you were busy just now..."

  Now Oka-San looked calmer, but a small smile that looked not one bit innocent emerged from the cages.

  "Good. Now your punishment will be..." The others watched with anticipation while Itachi watched with fear at how the blonde's eyes twinkled. Normally it would looked cute but, firstly the context is all wrong, secondly the smile did not help.

"No dangos for three months."

  After hearing this, all the others were laughing as they knew these three months would feel like 3 years for said raven who jerked back in horror at the punishment.

  He practically ran on dango! How could he not have dango for three months?! Even Deidara, his lover who by right is supposed to comfort him, is laughing his ass off on their couple couch.

~~Timeskip a few hours~~

  Itachi snuck out of the Uchiha compound, he knew he would get told off for sneaking out for his current unspeakable reasons but he just could not take it, dango was life.

  When he reached the dango shop, this was what he was told, "Sorry Itachi-Sama, we were requested (Kit: Ahem ordered) to not sell any dango to you for three months. Apologies, really..."

Jokes on you, Naru-Sama is paying me more than you could ever pay for your dangos~

  And with that, the Uchiha trugged back home to his Dei-Chan to snuggle up to him and get some comfort from his blonde.

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Haha, done. Lol idk wat i just wrote 😂😂 but anyways hope you guys enjoyed it like i did writing this shitty thing.

Edit 1 May 2019: I changed a small lil part, try and spot it XD, tho thrs no prize.