Part II

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Kiana Pov

Kiana- Everything's ready. *smiles*

Tristan- Yupp... I can't wait till she sees this.

We hear the doorbell ring and I opened it and there stood Jasmine.

Jasmine- I'm here... *chuckles*

Kiana- You ready to see what we got planned for you?

Jasmine- Yeah!

Tristan- Well, you gon' have to wait until they get here.

Jasmine- Damn it..

About 20 minutes later, the doorbell rings again and I answer it. It was Quavo and them.

Kiana- Wassup Niggahs?

Quavo- Wassup?

Offset- Waddup?

Takeoff- Where Tristan at?

Kiana- *lets them in and closes the door* Oh, so you ain't gon' speak?

Takeoff- Nope.

Kiana- Look, lil boy, just because you bigger than me don't mean you can't get beat up.

Takeoff- 'Lil boy'? You not older than me.

Kiana- I'm 23

Takeoff- *silent* Man, whatever.

Kiana- *smirks*

Tristan&Jasmine- *come in the room*

Kiana- Aight y'all. We finna go to the back to do Jasmine squad test.

We go in the back and Jasmine looks confused.

Jasmine- A obstacle course?

Kiana- A gangsta obstacle course.

Tristan- With airsoft guns and BB guns with bulletproof vests.

Kiana- Yea. So what you gotta do is, we gon' give you pads and shit like that, 'cause they hurt like hell. We gon shoot at you with the airsoft and BB guns. Dodge as many BB's as you can. We gon' give you a airsoft gun too so you can shoot down and hit the obstacles that get in yo way. Through all of that yo goal is to get the money on the top of the house.

Jasmine- How much money is it?

Tristan- 2 G's.

Jasmine- *sighs* That sound hard... but YOLO.

She puts her pads, helmet, and goggles on.

Kiana- When I shoot the gun, you can start. Ready!

Tristan- Set!

POW!

We give everybody a gun. This what everybody got.

Kiana→ AK-47

Quavo→Uzi

Tristan→ Mac 10

Takeoff→ Heckler & Koch MP5

Offset→ MP7A1

Jasmine Pov

I run down the little path they set up. They shootin' them guns hella good. A little car rolls by and I hear gunshots coming from it. I shoot it and keep moving. A cut-out of a guy that has a gun pops up and I shoot him in the chest. Then I hit him in the stomach. I went on and saw gunshots flying past my head. I look over at them and they are shooting at me everywhere. I dodge most of the bullets by rolling, ducking, sliding, etc. I see "gunshots" come from behind a bush. I leap to the side and while still in the air, I shoot at the bush. The gunshots stop and I look up to see I'm on the side of the house.

Kiana- Good. You are one step closer to the money. How you gon get up there tho?

I didn't think of that. I don't see a ladder anywhere... but I do see a rope. A thin rope. I see a pole on top of the house. I make a lasso out of the rope and try to throw it to where it loops around the pole. It takes me a few times to get it close to it. After about the 50th time, it loops around the pole and I climb up it....and they're still shooting at me. I climb up and walk to the money and grab it.

Jasmine- Yasss I got the moneyyyy!

Kiana&Tristan- Congrats.

I slide back down the rope and walk over to them.

Kiana- We got somethin else for you, too. *pulls something from behind her back* This yo official Ranger Squad bandanna.

Jasmine- Ayyeee! Do I have to wear it all the time?

Tristan- Nahh. But you gotta have it on you, always.

Jasmine- *nods*

Kiana Pov

Yasss! Jasmine is in the Ranger Squad now.

Kiana- Let's go back in now.

We go back in and go in the living room.

Kiana- Takeoff, why didn't yo ugly ass speak?

Takeoff- I ain't want to and I ain't ugly.

Kiana- Yes you is.

Takeoff- If I'm ugly, then yo mama ugly.

Kiana- Ohh! Yo momma contest! Yo momma so fat, she left the house in heels, and came back in flats.

All- Ooooooh!

Takeoff- Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said 'One person at a time please'

Tristan- *rolling on the floor laughing*

Jasmine- *falls off chair while laughing*

Kiana- Yo momma so fat, she gotta put her lipstick on with a paint roller.

All: AHAHAHAHA!

Takeoff- Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for murder.

Jasmine- Y'all some big lil kids.

Kiana&Takeoff- Shut up.

Quavo- Like forreal tho... y'all argue like brother and sister. And y'all just met!

Offset- But that ain't none of my business. *sips tea*

Kiana- O.o Nigga where the hell you get tea from?

Offset- The kitchen.

Jasmine- But was you whippin' it tho?

Offset- Hell yea! Like, Where were you when I was whippin' it in the kitchen?

Kiana- Nigga shut up wit'cho Kermit sippin tea lookin' ass.

Offset- See, yeen even have to be rude.

Kiana- Well.. *shrugs*

We all sit down and watch movies until we go to sleep.

This was a crazzyy night...






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