My cousins ...#1

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Me : Welcome back ! Today all my satanic cousins are with me today !!! Yeah I already called the firefighters ... Hey Dave good weather right ?

Dave the firefighter : But it's cold outside ...

Me : Zip it Dave ! No seriously your pants ... Zip them Dave I see things !!!

Dave the firefighter : ... I hate you ... 

Me : Oh same !!! Call me okay ? 

Dave the firefighter : No you call me !

Me : Sorry I already have a crush on someone ... good luck buddy ! 

Dave the firefighter : And your crush is Adrien Agreste or I should say Chat Noir ... what about Luka ?

Me : Shut up Dave !!!

Steve : What about me and her ?

Dave the fire fighter : You and her ? ... Hahahahahahaahahahahaha ! Good one !

Steve : No I'm serious !

Dave the fire fighter : Oh ... Well ... No ... Not really ... 

Steve : Oh ... Well then sleep ...  dream good things  ... I'm gonna make them nightmares !!!

Me : Okay let's start ! Enough with you two ... 

Devil1 : Mira ( m1racul0usher0 )  when do we start I'm bored where is my I-Pad ? 

Devil2 : Search your butt ... You will find it for sure !!!

Jin : Those are the cutest things I have ever seen and you're saying their devils ? 

Me : You'll see ...

Xiaoyu : Cuter than ... me ? They are devils I gotta destroy them those brats are stealing my man !!!

Lili : I'm the cutest of them all andd Jin ... You're saying that they are cuter than me ?! You are dead !!!

Xiaoyu : No you won't kill him !

Alisa : I'm programed to keep Jin safe ! No one will kill him !

Kazuya : Except from me !

Alisa : I said no one !

Jin : They already fight cause of those two little angels ?

Xiaoyu : How can you call them angels ?!

Lili : I'm the cutest angel of the whole world how could you ?

Asuka : I would say the lamest jerk of the whole world ...

Lili : Say what ?!

Me : GUYS !!! WE ARE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE SO SHUT UP AND LET'S BEGIN !!!

Alisa : Truth or dare devil1 ?

Devil1 :  Dare 

Alisa : Fight your brother ...

Me : Alisa this is the worst dare you could put to him ! You don't want to fight his brother ...

Alisa : No I want .

Me : You are gonna regret it ...

Devil1 : Are you ready twin brother ?!

Devil2 : You are going down !!!

Lars : Wait they are twin brothers ?!

Me : Exactly ?

Lars : Oh my ... I wanna see this ... 

Time skip 5 seconds 

Me : Well the house is flooed so I guess we don't need Dave after all ... 

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