DOGGO: *walks into kitchen just being normal*
Me: FATDOGGG! *kneels down, throwing hands onto lap but my left hand slips and causes me to cut my thing with my thumbnail* *inhuman noise and cries out in pain*
Mom: *silently judges for a few seconds* Are you okay
Me; nOO!
Me 1 minute later: *sees blood, rushes to find bandaids* I nEED A BAND AID!! *found one but its Angry Birds* *gently places it on leg*
