Teacher: *looking at the TA's chapstick*
TA: Its coffee flavored!!
Teacher: You're addicted to coffee.
TA: That Z-bar tastes like butt
Teacher: You know what butt tastes like?
TA: What do you think my other hobby is?
Teacher: Uhm..
TA: I have to do something else when im not golfing
Teacher: *concerned face*
Student: You eat butt?!
TA: Im only joking.
