The escape was not so angelic and Fat Girl James was persistent. As you attempted to run away, she picked you up by your underwear, in a full atomic wedgie. It sure was painful, but you couldn't tell whether you hated it or liked it. Even though you felt as if your butt-cheeks had parted like how Moses parted the great sea, you still found it somewhat.... arousing?
Nonetheless, you kicked Fat Girl James in her genitals, and she doubled over in pain. You then sprinted out into the yard, and saw Jimin using Jhope's butt as a drum. The sound wasn't all that pleasant, but the scene was quite comical.
Fat Girl James followed you in pursuit but stopped when she saw her new prey, standing in all their glory, Jimin and Jhope. She ran at them, and somersaulted over them screaming, "SNAP, CRACKLE, POP."
Nobody thought what Jimin could have said next...
"Snap, Crackle, Pop, more like
SNAP, CRACKLE, PENIS!"
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Aaannnd that's where the title comes in hehe~~
YOU ARE READING
Snap Crackle Penis
HumorYou walk into the bedroom A brown haired girl starts screaming "snap crackle penis" over the phone to her blonde friend and that's your cue. You freeze. Stare at the blonde haired girl, and then... Run out of the bedroom and out of the house and ke...
