iron dude: so peter told me you're a wizard huh?
not straight strange: yes
iron dude: so did you go to -
not straight strange: don't say it stark
iron dude: ...
not straight strange: ...
iron dude: did you go to hogwarts to study?
not straight strange: i suddenly want to d i e
iron dude: ok but did you or did you not?
not straight strange: nO I DIDN'T OKAY
iron dude: are you sure about that?
not straight strange: i'm PRETTY GODDAMN SURE
iron dude: so you haven't met harry potter?
not straight strange: I SWEAR TO GOD STARK
iron dude: why are you swearing to thor?
not straight strange: i'm so done bye
