Ask or dare tomco and billdip

Dare 3

Anastasia- ok bill, Tom be ready for the worst day of your life...

Bill-???

Tom-wut

Marco-because we got a dare from LittleYaoiMunchkin and she dared me and dipper to wear revealing clothes

Bill-umm ok???

Dipper-but there's a twist... you and Tom can not touch us...

Tom-...WHY!!!...WHY ME!!! Umm.. I mean so I don't care me and Marco are not a thing

Marco-*sigh*

Anastasia-we'll let's get started *claps and Marco and dipper are wearing cat costumes*

Tom-mmhh~come here bunny I mean...

Marco-ok but I'm letting you know that if I come closer it will make this experience much worse for you tommy~ just admit that you like me

Tom-what does that mean

Marco-*sigh* never mind tom *walks towards tom*

Tom-spin around

Marco-why??? If you don't like me

Tom-because I... want to examine the costume

Marco-um...ok *spins   around*

Tom-mm~when did your ass get so big...

Marco-what was that tom???

Tom-sorry tongue twister...

Marco-right...

Bill-*making graby hands to dipper*

Dipper-*dancing and singing*

Bill-so perfect...so innocent

Dipper-bill guess what

Bill-yeah???

Dipper-I know you like me and I like you too

Bill-omg it's the day I've been waiting for*nose bleed*?!?!? I wonder why that happened so late

Dipper-bill don't you get it I want to be your boyfriend you crazy demon

Bill-AAHHAHAGA....I mean I want to be your significant other too

Dipper-all you have to do is kiss me to seal it

Marco&Tom-*watching*

Bill-*pecks dipper on the lips*

Dipper-guess what bill your my boyfriend and all of your Doritos...

Bill-oh shit

Dipper-get thrown off a cliff

Bill-*runs in kitchen and checks the cabinets* noooo my little friends are gone *cries*

LittleYaoimunchkin-*throws Doritos off cliff* there all done *rubs hands together and marches away proudly*

Bill-ok I'm done crying

Dipper-it's okay bill the dare is over now you can kiss me all you want

Bill-*kisses dipper* wait a
Minute Marco tom??? I'm surprised that you guys didn't touch yet

Marco-I mean well tom said that it's not like that but he was practically drooling over me *stares tom down* right tom???

Tom-uhh...I was not drooling over you ok I was thinking about...porn

Marco-right but I bet you will get I nose bleed if I did this *whispers in Toms ear* I'll be a good boy for you...daddy

Tom-*blood burst out of nose* uhhh...that porn I was thinking about was really hot umm...got to go

Marco-*sigh* he'll never love me

Dipper-stop marco stop trying to be someone else be you you don't have to be seductive to him if he likes he should love you for who you are I mean If you were me you'd have to be someone else for bill to love you

Bill-hey not true!!! I love you just the way you are pine tree

Marco-*giggles*your right dipper all I have to do is be myself not some sluty girl excuse my language

Dipper-yes that's the person he fell in love with

Marco-*hugs dipper*

Anastasia-wow that was wow...anyway we will handle this in the next chapter bye guys *rums away and trips* you saw nothing

Bill-*turns camera off*