Ask or dare tomco and billdip

Celebration

Anastasia-whop whop!!!

Marco-*giggles* Anne

Anastasia-it's time to celebrate wit da bay bay

(Anastasia is drunk she had a hell of a time last night with a lady friend 😏😏😏)

Marco-Anne stop your to loud toms gonna find out

Anastasia-fiiiinnnnd out?

Marco-yeah

Anastasia-about wat?

Marco-really Anne you forgot what we are doing

Anastasia-wat?

Marco-*sigh* dipper and bill went to get some decorations and some wine more beer and we are gonna celebrate me being pregnant

Anastasia-oooh...HEY LITTLE BABY *pointing at Marco belly* GET READY TO DRINK SOME BEER WITH YOUR MAM MAY

Marco-*giggles* Anne I'm not drinking

Anastasia-why not *pouty face*

Marco-because I'm pregnant

Anastasia-ohhh let da bay bay have a drink

Marco-she will be drinking some apple juice okay Anne?

Anastasia-ooookay

Bill&dipper-*knocking on door*

Anastasia-coming *opens door* wassasaap

Bill-*stares into Anastasia's soul* what the fuck *pushes her and makes way to to marco* hey here's some stuff now wait outside and let up decorate

Marco-okay *walks out room*

Dipper-*making out with Anastasia* mmmhh~

Anastasia-*stops kissing Marco* oh la la

Bill-*slaps Anastasia and takes dipper*

Anastasia-owie

Dipper-*mouthing call me*

Anastasia-*winks at dipper*

Bill-so your bi now???

Dipper-come on bill we're just playing around *giggles*

Bill-whatever

Marco-*sits on toms lap*

Tom-hey babe *kisses Marcos cheek*

Marco-hey am I heavy

Tom-oh please your bump isn't even there yet I can take you any time

Marco-okay *giggles* but it's there

Tom-so whats up

Marco-nothing but the sky and some clouds

Tom-very funny

Marco-*giggles*

Tom-what is with you you've been giggling and smiling all day

Marco-*smiling hard and shrugs*

Tom-mmmm..??? I love you baby

Marco-love you too

Dipper-*taking a break with bill and sits on his lap* hey daddy

Bill-*looks up at dipper and smirks* hows it hanging baby boy

Dipper-*giggles and kisses bills lips* mmmh taste like bananas

Bill-mmh chapstick...so babe wanna wear that cute outfit I bought you

Dipper-yes daddy it's gonna be really cute on me

Bill-damn right it will shit I didn't spent 1,000 dollars for nothing

Dipper-*nods head* lets finish decorating

Marco&tom-*fast asleep*

The next day

Marco&bill&dipper-(with some other friends) *taking cheers to marco* yay

Kevin-so is this the baby shower???

Marco-no this is just the beginning

Kevin-cheers to that *everyone laughs*

Dipper-*is wearing sexy outfit*

Edd-*is staring at dipper*

Dipper-???what it's a party gotta look sexy

Everyone-*laughs*

Edd-so how many months are you

Marco-ummm??? I don't keep track

Edd-what type of dad

Dipper-I got you marco your 8 months

Bill-*smiles* he's not 8 months he's 7 months

Dipper-oh...yay *is drunk*

Anastasia-*kissing a girl in her room making lots of loud noise*

Kevin-we'll she's having fun

Bill-got that right *sips wine*

Marco-so marshal bubba hows it been

Gumball-well...it's been rocky with little Leo around

Marshal-I haven't had sex I'm so long I deserve a round of applause

Everyone but marshal and bubba claps*

Marshal-thank you thank you

Gumball-hope you don't expect sex soon

Marshal-*stares gumball down*

Gumball-*giggles*

Tom-babe! Come on let's go to bed

Marco-we'll it was great guys I loved seeing you bye

*every one heads home*

Bill-come on dipper

Dipper-yes sir daddy