Wondering through the halls of the well known Rakuzan, our main pink headed protagonist causally skipped in her tracks. Man, I would be so badass there!
I gleamed as (in reality) I retardedly stumbled as I walked, only missing a inch of a what seemed to be a corner block. I walked past the classes with glee, unaware of a predator behind my shadows.
Okay, maybe I knew. Beside, they don't call Akashi-bossy-yet-scissors hands for nothing! Well at least he isn't an 8,2 robot on a mission to destroy all humans. Wait, that would be so cool, and I'll be like, "you shall not pass!" at a convenient store or something.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" He asked, growling behind my awesome presence.
"Ah! Aka-oppa! We meet again, like a lovey dovey Korean Drama!" I cried as I positioned my clasped hands under my chin.
"I'm Japanese, you're also Japanese, we're both Japanese. Now get the fact that I don't watch chickflicks nor do I watch stupid dramas." He grumbled, "and I order you to stop acting like we are fated!"
"But we are Aka-Oppa! Oppa! Oppa!" I grinned, "Beside why don't you watch chickflicks? Judging from your height, chick-flicks might be a nice measure for you. Maybe you dislike them because they are often short in series!"
"Do you want to speed up and end your life span?" He asked creepily.
"DAMN, I KNEW YOU WERE KIRA!!" I accused, pointing both my fingers towards him. "I should have trusted my instincts of a woman institution! OKAA-SAN WAS RIGHT!!"
"You still haven't answered my question." He stated with narrowed eyes and folded hands.
"Ahh....to the principle office?" I lied hoping I could just make a break through his system.
"The office is that way." He pointed towards the direction I was currently going the opposite of.
"Library? AH YES, I NEEDED TO RETURN MY BOOKS THAT RIGHT!!"
"Who the hell is yelling from there?!" A old woman from across the hall, screeched as she swung her wooden meter ruler like a sword. "HOLY BUTTERS, IT'S MRS. GIGI!!" I screamed, clutching onto Akashi blazer and pulling him along with me. "Please kami-sama! I won't disobey you anymore! I won't be mean to the home room sensei anymore! Well...until he get pissed off again! I'll do all that if we managed to run away from Gigi!"
"What's wrong with Gigihana-sensei?" Akashi asked, not really caring on the extra exercise he has to live through when I'm pulling him and looking like a exhausted child from dehydration. Oh the child! A sweating, kawaii child!
"E-e-everything!" I exclaimed in huffs.
"She just questions students who are skipping class you idiot! And remove your disgusting hands from myself." Akashi ordered.
"Normally, a normal student are asked question while I, am suddenly put into an integration room, being threaten by the CSI and the police force!" I shuddered at the thought.
"You're just wasting time, peasant! Such a ignorant, repulsive, stupid and lowly educated brat!" He scolded.
"Well you're...." I stared trying to think of an insult, "a really bright period colour!"
"Now you're done for..." Akashi glared as he brought out his trusty scissors collection. He flick them at rapid speed to the point he looked as if he had ten hands. "OMAGAWD" I cried, "IT'S BUDDHA DECEDENT!!"
"You better run faster PINKUKO!!" He warned. I proceeded to run until I am completely dead.
Suddenly could see Kōtaro, walking with an orange-hair coloured girl while he carried stacks of papers.
"OH! OHAYŌ KŌTARO!!" I waved as I ran towards him.
"You forgot the senpai..." He whimpered. "Ano, chotto matte kurasai! Why are you running?!"
"WHO WOULDN'T RUN WHEN YOU PISSED OFF THE RED EMPEROR?!" I screamed.
"RUN INTO MY ARMS, MY DEAR KOUHAI!! I'LL PROTECT YOU~!" He chimed before getting punched in the face by the ginger. "YOU PLAYER!!" She screeched before storming off.
"D-d-did I say something wrong?!" He asked before walking to wherever he was going to in the first place.
'My apologies senpai!' I mentally gasped as suddenly rolled on the floor as those blades were aimed for my head.
Duck, drop and roll! SAUSAGE ROLL!!
I looked over my shoulder to see Akashi still running without breaking a sweat. "HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE ENERGY?!"
"I am not screaming every single minute as I run." He answered bluntly. I sweat-dropped, "well you have to do better than that because I'm in track and field!"
"Ah, cross country. Whatever your speciality is, I will break them." he gleamed.
As we were running, I tripped on my foot and tumbled to the ground. Unexpectedly, the bento for the old man flew up into the air. Being the awesome kawaii person I am, caught it as I got up and kneeled. I wiped the sweat from my brow and stood back up before getting crashed and tumbling down again.
"WHY IN THE WORLD, WOULD YOU STOP RUNNING?!" Akashi questioned as he somehow hovered above me.
"Food is love, food is life! Besides, how was I suppose to know that this exercise would end up like a drama!?"
"This isn't a drama or a pointless comedian soap opera! Now, REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM MY NECK!!" He demanded.
"But this is fate Aka-Oppa!!"
"I swear, I will cut you into tiny piece." He threatened and I awkwardly removed my hands away from him.
"Ahahah.." I laughed nervously.
"So this was all of the commotion. A one-sided idiot, causing someone to fall into her problems as well." A low yet monotonously voice drawls out, his foot steps stopping right in front of us. "Seriously, could you at least take your love affect-- Pinkuko?"
"AH! CHI-CHAN!!??"
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