The Symptoms of Love (Vocaloid One Shots)

The Lunch Box Thief (RinxLen)

Art by Glider

That was it, this is the last time this is happening to me. I was standing in front of the fridge in the break room, my left hand curled into a fist as I look into the cold shelves with an obvious lunch box missing.

My lunch box.

This has been happening for almost a week now, everyday I bring in my lunch from home, somehow it's just gone in lunch time! In fact, I would have to buy me some expensive meal from the cafeteria just to replace my lunch. But even so, my 'empty' lunch box would make it's way back into the fridge at the end of the day.

"Damn it.. I've had enough with this nonsense!" I screeched out as I slammed the fridge door shut, causing my coworkers to stop talking, to which I immediately looked back, an embarrassed look clouding my entire face as I groaned to myself.

My name is Rin, Kagamine Rin. I'm a new employee at this company, I had only started out for a week, and already, I felt like I got one of my coworkers against me.

I walked over to one of the tables as I started to hear the chattering of the coworkers again, I couldn't help but sigh as I sat down across from one of my friends that I made in this dreadful corporation. I tried to straighten my black pencil skirt as I stare at Luka with a distasteful look, glaring at her sandwiches as they sit neatly in her pink Tupperware. 

"Missing again?" Her monotone voice strikes at me as I sighed out, nodding a little while tapping my fingers on the table.

"Yeah.. Honestly who takes a sandwich?!" I mummered out with annoy, seriously, who takes sandwiches? It's just a simple sandwich for heaven's sake!

"Maybe it's someone who hates you? Doubt it though, you literally joined last week." 

"Someone who hates me?.." I looked at Luka with a serious look, not knowing what I could've possibly done. Well, if I have to say what people hates about me, they would usually call me Ms.Goody Two Shoes..

Ms.Goody Two Shoes huh..

"Gee thanks for telling my boss about my phone Ms.Goody Two Shoes."

That was the first thing that was said to me by a coworker when I started working here, I could still remember what that guy looks like.

I remembered when I was having a tour around the office, that man, he had shoulder length blonde hair tied to a low and sloppy ponytail, that was what I remembered the most about him. I saw him having a full on text conversation, and well, being the 'Ms.Goody Two Shoes', I told the boss.

I chuckled to myself remembering that scene, I was used to hearing that name thrown at me since elementary school, I didn't care for it very much as I grew up. Luka heard me chuckle to which she gives me a little stare of confusion.

"What now?Geez you're so weird Rin." She digs into her chicken salad to which I stare at with envy and hunger, I might have to buy some cup noodles from the corner store if I still have time.

"Nothing really, I just remember of this one guy that I pissed off."

"Huh. and who may that be? Do you remember what he looked like?" I nodded at her while watching her twirl her fork in her salad, the dressing mixing up with the greens.

"He uh.. well, he wasn't anything special from what I could say. But the most noticeable thing about him has to be his hair!"

"His hair?"

"Yeah! It was a blonde golden color and tied into a low ponytail, not many men likes to put their hair in ponytails right?"

"Huh.. a man with a blonde ponytail.. You mean Len?"Luka looks up at me with a smile, to which I widen my eyes. I didn't know who that was, I don't even know that man's name, but you know, whatever.

"So his name is Len? Great, on a hunt for the blonde." I got up from the chair as I started to head out of the break room. I didn't know where to start looking for him, but all I know is that I have only 45 minutes to look for this blonde man.

The break room was on the third floor of this ten floor building, so I started down from the first floor, running around in search of this man that is almost nowhere to be seen, that is until I made it to the fifth floor.

I was looking around the floor around with an keen eye opened, luckily, having blonde hair isn't a very common trait to have. Well yes sure my friend Luka has bizarre pink hair, but most of the company has black and brown hair anyways. In short terms, this Len person was easy to find.

I saw him in his cubicle with him looking like he's eating something, I couldn't quite catch a glimpse of what he was eating, that was until I saw a little yellow corner sticking out.

A yellow corner that looks way too familiar, like my lunch box.

"OI! LEN!" I screamed out in fury that didn't cause just him, but many other of my coworkers to look at me. I saw what he was stuffing in his mouth, a bacon egg and cheese sandwich that belonged to me, Rin Kagamine.

"Oh look who came? Ms.Goody Two Shoes." I watched as he grin with a half eaten sandwich in his hand that infuriated me, I can't believe this is happening to me!

"Are you seriously taking my lunch all this time?! Are you out of your mind?!" I growled at him as i stomped towards his cubicle, my arms crossing as I glared down at him while he is sitting comfortably on his chair.

"Well you should've thought of that before you went and tell my boss of my business." I was trying my absolute best to not slap him across the face, the way he talked to me was unacceptable, matter of fact, he shouldn't have taken my lunch in the first place!

"I assume you take every new worker's lunch huh? Wouldn't be surprised if you did."

"Oh no, I just take the snitches's food. Snitches get stitches~" He chuckles before putting my sandwich into his mouth again, I could feel my veins ready to explode at this point, makes me want to cut his stupid ponytail off.

"Oh? And you don't think that I might have herpes?" I stared down at him with a serious look, seeming ready to kill if he said anything.

"Nah, a girl with a pretty face like yours wouldn't have herpes."

"Say that again?"

"I said, a girl with-" I grabbed a pair of scissors from a small sub on his desk as I started to walk ever closer to him.

The net day, Len wasn't seen wearing a ponytail again well, probably would have to grow his hair long again to be able to do that again. But on the other hand, it seems like my lunch isn't getting stolen again, wonderful is it not?

I know this isn't much of a fluff or shipping chapter, but it really is just for laughs! Lemme know if you would prefer these kind of chapters more or if you would like an actually fluffy chapter!