Heathers | My Hero Academia AU

There's Big Fun In Being A Dead Girl Walking

Warning!: this chapter contains mature themes and language! Basically there's swearing, partying, sexual harassment, sex, and other stuff.

Songs: Big Fun and Dead Girl Walking.
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"Okay Ojiro have your fun tonight, but I expect to act your age. The Henshaws have The number to the cabin. If they called to complain, I'm going to come back here and knock the sand out of your vagina." Ojiro's Dad warned.
"What am I? Five? "
"I am your dad, not your dude." Ojiro's father said bluntly. "It goes double for you, Sero. You're a guest of this house, and you'll treat it with respect." Sero's father warned.
"Sure thing 'dude'. Hahaha!" Sero laughed. "What're you doi– OK OK! I'll respect it!" and an argument started and ended quickly. Okay son, have fun at your party."
"Man, that sucks! "
"Who cares? The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on!!!" Ojiro yelled. After he said that, the party started in a blink!

[O]"Dad says 'Act your age.' You heard it man, it's time to rage!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Blast the bass, turn out the light!"

[👸🏻]"Ain't nobody home tonight!"

[O]"Drink, smoke, it's all cool. Let's get naked in my pool!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!"

[Se]"His folks got a waterbed. Come upstairs and rest your head."

[O]"Let's rub each other's backs while watching porn on Cinemax!"

[🤓👸🏻]"The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet, it's big fun! Big fun!"

[Y] "So wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?"

[D]"No, salt, then shot, then lim–"

[K]"You're doing it wrong!"

[Y]"Really? 'Cause I feel great."

[Le Random Boi]"(Y/n), you're looking good tonight!"

[Y]"Whoa. A hot guy smiled at me, without a trace of mockery!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Everyone's high as a kite, ain't nobody home tonight!"

[Y]"Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... hey, is that weed? I want a hit!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain't nobody home tonight!"

[Y]"Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live Aid!"

[🤓👸🏻]"The house is ours, it's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case!"

[Y]"–I that that's what they call 'third base.'"

[🤓👸🏻]"Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!"

[Y]"That actually looks like–"

[🤓👸🏻]"Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!"

Sero holds up a pig piñata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks"

[Se]"All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?"

Ojiro mimes sex with the piñata.

[O]"Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Big fun! Big fun!"

[E]"Way to show maturity!"