buddy just sat on the couch
eating fried eggs n some chicken tenders
when all of a sudden
his friend victor ran inside in a chicken suit
yo why can't you knock victor in eating lunch
buddy said
OH MY GOD
victor began
YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES AND MY WIFE
victor continued
victor no
buddy protested
MY NAME IS NOT VICTOR I AM MR. CHICKEN
vic- i mean, mr. chicken
wait you said mr. if their your babies then how did you
buddy began
YOU ATE MY WIFE STUPID
victor said
he began jumping like a chicken
and then he vomited
because of alcohol
don't drink and chicken kids
it ain't funny
