Yo, Zeus, wake up.
Admin shakes Zeus' figure in his golden bed with rubies and sapphires encrusted on sides with a big white diamond on all the sides.
Lemme sleep.
No.
Damn you Hera let me sleep.
I am not Hera.
I don't care.
I have Chinese food.
Liar liar pants on greek fire.
Kronos is back.
Send the Percy kid to deal with him.
There is a scorpion above you.
That scorpion can shove itself up your-
Micheal Flatley is about to break into your room and do a flash performance.
Zeus gets out of bed and goes into a corner screaming something about bloody legs and dancing.
Okay, wow, why didn't I record that?
Zeus calms down.
Why did you lie? I was kissing this really-
I don't care Zeus. You have another question.
But its just two!
In the afternoon.
Its two am somewhere in the world.
Point, but you have to answer this question.
What is it?
Zeus reads the question. And then laughs and gives a very pig-like snort.
HE IS STILL ACTING LIKE A BABY I LOVE IT I MUST ASK HEPHAESTUS TO INSTALL A VIDEO CAMERA SO THAT I CAN BLACKMAIL HIM LATER.
Admin records this secretly.
*whisper* Dad is going to find this interesting.
Zeus farts.
YOU ARE READING
Admin and Zeus
RandomAdmin: A Q&A book for y'all to ask Zeus- *cue thunder* Zeus: KING Zeus. Admin: *rolls eyes* questions. And for the final time Zeus, I AM YOUR ADMIN SO I DON'T CARE!!!
