An actual love story

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Cowa bee has recently downloaded an app called yubo and has been messing and flirting around with some bois that had gladly swiped right on her profile. They might of been attracted by her pubes that hang in front of her eyes (Maybe). Many baby bois get easily turned on by them and their d1ccs spring up every time like a light switch (but more wet ;) ). While Cowa bee was on the potty she gets a notification from a very smexy man named Joshua Rolf - Josh Rolf for short. As soon as she pressed on the notification she fell soo deeply in love with his braces (That were not shown in his profile picture) that she missed the toilet while taking a big, fat, juicy shit. She was way to excited and sent a pic of her shit that lays on the ground. He replied with "Wanna kizz my tip bby gurl". Cowa bee was sooo in love with the sentence and the idea of kizzing his tip and possibly biting it. That she screenshotted the chat and cropped the picture to be exactly where that text was and she drove to office works to print out the picc. Cowa bee was on her way to her local stockies to buy a frame for the beauty. But she was way to young to be driving especially at 4.20 am in the deep blue night. Police officers spotted her driving and sped right to her. "WEEE YOOOOO WEEE YOO" The police car said. Cowa bee didn't even realise that she was being chased by police officers as she was soo caught up listening to her favourite song, clout 9 by Lil PHAG. One of her favourite singers and the only person she dreams about having in between her legs. When the song ends she starts crying and finally notices that the police car was following her around for 3 hours after replays of clout 9 (Her fave song in da world). She pulls over to the curb and the officers cum out walking towards her. Cowa doesn't care as she has a plan for them and them only. "My name is officer spankerz which is the kinkiest of kinky officers and how old are you?" Said the officer. Cowa bee was an acting queen and started acting disabled. "Cernvvnerjnrjntivntjn rnvtjtjtmggtmtgmitg nvmrvnotnfoeoio unfjroufjoejrfof. Foehrfoijerifrfirmfirmf". The officer totally understood and drove away. After what seems like foeva she successfully stole the frame from stockies as she wasted all her money on printing out the picture from office works that was 10c. She gets home with soo much joy and happiness in her eyes that she could cry right now. She hangs up the picture where her family portrait used to lay and smiles at it until the next morning.