An actual love story

Cray cray boi

Cowa bee does her normal everyday morning routine. She gets up at 6.30 pm every morning and changes herself in her kilt and only her kilt and her fucking favourite thang in the world, the kilt pin. She walks over to da kitchen eats a piece of toast and goes towards the pic she framed the week before last week and starts saying this lovely chant that she had added the week before last week, which went something like this. "WEE YOOOO WEEE YOO SKRT SKRT MOTORSPORT PUT THAT THANG ON SPORT SKRTTT" She gets down on her knees and sings the chant. "WEE YOOOO WEEE YOO SKRT SKRT MOTORSPORT PUT THAT THANG ON SPORT SKRTTT". Thinking about Joshua Rolf during the chant and staring up at the screenshot above her dresser may or may not turn her on. While Cowa bee is on her way to her local buzzie stop she gets this exciting text from Joshua Rolf saying that they should meet up this weeknd for some fun in da big wide citay!!!!!!!!! She is sooo excited and has already planned her escape so she can leave the house swiftly. Cowa bee is super excited to tell everyone about it at her pre-school! Cowa explains to her m8es about the whole situation and the texts that have been going back and forth from their accounts on YUBO!

Joshua Rolf: Yo baby wanna go meet up this weeknd as you were unable because you were selling warm temperature cum to lil kiddos??? Every time I think of it I actually get horny.

Cowa bee: Oh em geeee!! Daddy you are soo cray cray but we can totally meet up this weeknd and have some fun in the big wide citay!!!! If that's okie with you???

Joshua Rolf: Oh... I was thinking more of my house/ my bedroom/bed/ under the covers. But going to the big wide citay is fine with me....

Cowa bee: Great!!! Please bring at least two to three of your best jumpers... I heard it's gonna be super cold that your nips will explode!

Joshua Rolf: Sure BBY anything for you gurl
By the way what's your number I need it because I ran out of things to jerk off too.

Cowa bee: 0282844839 ;)

Joshua Rolf: Thanks gurl

Cowa bee: BRB someone is calling me just right after I gave you my number! Thats such a coincidence! How cray cray it that?? But I'm not gonna answer it. It might be a prankster that will hurt me and my holes.

Joshua Rolf: It's me YOU FUCKING BISH

Cowa bee: You are kinda scaring me
But I luv feisty bois thought rawr rawr rawr

Joshua Rolf: Cum over her and ride my face
You can rate me out of ten how good I flip my tongue or nah then you can ride it until you drippin cum.

Cowa bee: Anything for you master!

All I the kids at pre-school squeaked as they were soo happy and excited for Cowa bee. One in particular, 4sp4si4 decided to go on a fucking double date with her and her bf J4sp4l who was too scared to slip her tongue. But she couldn't as she was grounded. THAT FUCKING BISH Cowa bee thought.