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It was just another day nothing interesting was going on....just a normal day right?

WRONG

Here's how today went for the egos..

.....

Host sighs not knowing what to do, but then glitch comes up to host and starts talking to him

Glitch: Hey host

Host says hello glitch

Glitch: well it seems like you're the only one that's normal today

What does glitch mean that host is the only one that's normal today?

Glitch: well for starters Dark stole some poor old unsuspecting, lady's cats, Anti is "being" nice to people and right when they're about to walk away he literally stabs them in the back, Wilford I guess you can say he's fine cause he went on a shooting spree, shooting everyone that walks by in the knee caps, Google is telling everyone when and how they'll die, which in this case I didn't even knew he knows when people will die, but he is Google so I'm not really surprised.

Host has a feeling that you are going to continue

Glitch: that I am host! Now were was i...oh ya Fireiplier is burning people's houses down and iceiplier is trying and might I say failing at stopping him, Bim.. is well somewhere else..., Light is playing with Kittyiplier, Dr.iplier is somewhere with Dr.Schneeplestein helping the people who got injured from Wilford shooting them, Fireiplier burning them, and Google from traumatizing the ones that actually care about the fact that they're gonna die soon, Artiplier is painting people's faces, Yandereiplier is pushing people out of the windows in an office building, Silver Shepard is....I have no words for that one...anyways, The Guard is trying to negotiate a peace treaty with freddy and failing miserably, Survivalist is went off on a "let's go shank poor unsuspecting people that dare walk my way" party, Chiefiplier is eating all the food he made for the Jim's that are tied up in chairs, right in front of them because they made a mess in the kitchen yesterday, Bing is hitting people with his skateboard and say that it was an "accident", Patroliplier and Ed Edgar are running away from Farmer Bill because they messed up the crops that were almost full grown, The Author is just chilling, The King Of The Squirrels is throwing nuts at people and having his squirrels attack them which makes me concerned about his well being, Jack is drunk off his ass doing all kinds of stuff, and Mark,Wade and Bob are talking about the boner cast which I don't think I wanna know what that is..

.....Host doesn't know what to think right now.....

Glitch: ya me either buddy, hey wanna go join The Survivalists "let's go shank poor unsuspecting people that dare walk my way" party?

Host does not see why not...

And with that they both left.

And..... that's how the egos day went!...Welp Host hopes you all have a good day! Bye bye :)

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