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Untitled Part 6

This is it.

Peter's going to die of embarrassment.

Bucky was fucking dead.

The supposed 'cool uncle' Was being down graded to 'Troll uncle' as he had recorded Peter's entire date and looped the most embarrassing moments from the night. From his voice cracking when he said she looked great to him popping a boner when she brushed her hand against that area in the cinema, he even had her dad calling him a sap. What made it worse was that it was on repeat.

On.Every.Screen.

Rhodey couldn't breath from laughing so hard. Steve was sending him an apologetic smile and Bucky was grinning like the troll he was. Steve spoke first as the video started up again. "If it helps. I stopped him from climbing over the seats when you where about to kiss to show her pictures of baby you in the tub?" Peter let out a loud annoyed groan that just got more laughter from Rhodey and a bigger grin from Bucky.

"Aww it's ok little Spider. Boners are all apart of growing up-" Peter turned and immediately bolted to the elevator. "You can't escape this talk Spider Boy! Your webbing must be talked about-" The doors shut and Peter sighed in relief.

"Down stairs" He mumbles. The elevator jolts heading down and then he almost has a heart attack.

"So was your plan to drag her into the tower and have your way with her here?" Bucky's voice spoke through the intercom and Peter is pretty sure he needs to get revenge.

After he gets his boner down.

That bastard.

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Peter hid out at Ned's all day until it was 20 minutes to curfew. He was still red faced and flushed when he got back home and was thankful when Friday informed him everyone was in bed that had been in the tower that morning. He was relieved, he could finally relax in his own bed and finally-

"I lost $100 because of you young man" Tony's voice made him jump 3 foot in the air and he whirled. Tony and Pepper where standing in the elevator behind him, arms crossed and eyebrows raised. Peter gulped.

"Thank you for telling us you went on a date by the way Peter" Pepper's voice held a hint of teasing but her face held nothing but annoyance. He rubbed his neck awkwardly.

".....Did Bucky....?" He asks and a wide grin spread across Tony's face. "Oh god."

"Oh yeah. Sent it to me and Pepper after we said we had finished early with the meetings. Said I needed to talk to you about this stuff sooooo....FRI baby. Up to the 'Parental talk floor' Lock it down once where in" Tony orders the AI chipper as always agrees. "You are so lucky I love you Pete, Pepper wanted to do this with dolls." He says casually, his fiancé nodding along. The elevator stopped on their floor and Peter went to make a run for it but Tony's strong hand gripped his shirt collar. "Nope." He pulls him back and Pepper leaves with a giggle.

"Tony-I know about this talk I don't need it-" Tony covered his mouth with his hand as the elevator moves.

"Sh, we are having this talk so suck it up" Tony grinned. "Also, Tell me who asked who out?" His hand came down and Peter groaned.

"Iaskedher" He mumbles and Tony whoops.

"I whine $300 back!" He yelled and Peter stared at him as they arrive on the floor. "Everyone had a bet when you'd get together and ask her out." He says casually. "Now move Boner boy." He shoved the blushing teen into the room and sat him on the chair.

"Tony-" He tried and Tony just ignored him.

"So when a boy is becoming a man he starts to feel things towards people. Girls, Boys either or both. It happens. Your dick will get hard and it will be embarrassing so lets talk" He clicks his knuckles. "Chicks are obviously your thing right now but are you Bi, Straight or Pan?" He asks and Peter blushed darkly, sinking in his chair.

"....Bi...." He mumbles and Tony nods.

"Ok! So when you're dealing with a girl you need to woo her-Don't pop a hard one in the middle of a date mr.Semi." Peter could feel his life ending there.

The talk lasted 4 hours.

Peter wanted to die.

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Peter was getting his revenge today. He'd gotten MJ's help on this one after hearing about it, She laughed but agreed to help.

Everything on Steve and Bucky's floor was booby-trapped. Spring loaded canisters with glitter, foam, silly string or confetti laid in every cupboard. The shampoo had been switched for hair dye, Tooth paste switched with Mayonnaise. The sofa's were made to keep whoever sat on them stuck for hours on end unless someone had the reversal gel, Peter owned the only tub.

Now all he had to do was watch, wait and record to upload to the family library.

Bucky was the only one in the apartment at the time, Steve was off meeting with Sam for a morning run so when Bucky came storming out of his bed room with bright green hair Peter almost immediately died.

It got better.

The man angrily renched open a cupboard and was covered in glitter, He let out a soft squeak and growled as he moved onto another and found foam that wouldn't stop spraying him. Even when he stood there covered in foam and glitter, Peter could see the redness on his face from anger. The man stormed over to a chair and sat down, only to have it fall apart underneath him and that's when the music started. 'Do you hear the people sing' started and Peter grinned.

He was dead after this but it was so worth it.

Bucky stormed away from the kitchen and moved to the front room and flopped face first onto the sofa. Too late did he realise that was a mistake as he tried to pull away from the cushions. Peter laughed evilly and sighed watching him struggle for 30 minutes before Steve entered. Took one look at him and went straight to the elevator. Peter froze and turned everything off and feigned innocence.

Steve stormed in. "Peter." He says warningly. "Do you want to explain how my boyfriend is covered in glitter and foam. Has bright green hair and is stuck to the sofa?" He asks sweetly. Peter turns his head 'innocently' to the side and smiles.

"I really don't want to hear about your sex life. Though Tony told me last night theirs a thing called food play? Maybe its whipped cream and sprinkles?" He asks and almost laughs at Steve's red face. The man grunts.

"Get him off the sofa now." He says seriously and Peter raises a brow, a quick glance and grin spread across his face.

"Ohhh" He says with a laugh. "Guess you can't call me boner boy any more!" Peter yells, jumping over the sofa just in time to dodge Steve's body charging at him. Peter squeaks and runs up the wall to the ceiling and sticks his tongue out.

"Peter. When you get down from there I'm going to spank your butt raw, hand you to Bucky to repeat the process and get Bruce to regress your butt back down to a two year old!" Peter laughed evilly.

"Tony wouldn't let you!" He argues and Steve smirks at him.

"Tony left me in charge" He stated simply. "You're girlfriends on Holiday for 3 weeks, schools off for 3 weeks and Ned's at his grans. I see nothing wrong with making you spend your holiday in diapers and having spanked hide." Peter stared at him mouth open in shock.

"No!" He shouts childishly, choosing to stay on the ceiling. "Now I have more reason to stay up here!" He complains and Steve snorts.

"If it helps I'll use my hand." Steve teases.

"Fuck off" Peter growls out. Steve gasps.

"Language." Peter smirks a bit.

"Curseword!" A angry growl from behind Steve made both men tense and turn. Buck had a pillow stuck to his crotch and chest and he was holding a net.

Shit.

Peter bolted out the window and decided hiding for a few hours was the best option. 

The prank was totally worth any punishment he got....just not right now.