At Melissa's house:
Melissa just woke up she was tired of dancing all night
Melissa : Yaaaawn I'm gonna order some pizza wait a minute .. oh no I forgot what was the number I'm gonna call Pizza Hut and ask for Dominos number
Melissa calls :....
Pizza Hut : Hello how may I help you ?
Melissa : um im asking for dominos number can you give it to me please ?
Pizza Hut : Um ma'am we are dominos
Melissa : No your Pizza Hut look stop playing jokes on me I get angry really easily when I'm hungry especially in the middle of the night
Pizza Hut : We are not playing jokes ma'am this is actually Domino-
Melissa : May I give you the middle finger ?
Melissa shuts the phone : what a fucking liar who needs pizza anyways and yay I just remembered today will be the new year I'm gonna order pizza from papa johns after melissa called
There was 2 minute for it to be new year and the pizza reached
The bell sound echoes through the apartment
Melissa opened the door : I ORDERED THIS THING LITERALLY ONE YEAR AGO !
The pizza man: no ma'am you just ordered it now and today
Melissa : HOW ?! It's already New Year
Melissa throws the money at the pizza man and shuts the door
Melissa : Ugh why people are so stupid these days I'm really smarter than them
I'm gonna eat then go back to sleep
In the morning ..
Melissa : Time for school
Melissa got dressed up and took chocolate with her and reached the school
In break time :
Melissa's chocolate melted on her hands and then she ran to the bathroom and got in and there was no toilet paper
Melissa :ugh what am I supposed to do ?!
Suddenly Melissa hears someone next to her and reached her hand under the stall and asked
Melissa : May I have some toilet paper ?
The girl : EWW! YOUR HANDS ARE COVERED IN SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT TO YOU KNOW ?!
Melissa : Throw it
The girl throws the toilet a paper to Melissa
Melissa : Thank you
While Melissa finished she wanted to get up but her jeans was stuck and she groaned loudly
Melissa : UGH !
And then her phone fell inside the toilet causing a loud sound like a cantaloupe was dropped
Melissa (whispering): shit shit shit .
She gets the phone out and sighs in relief
The girl : omg ew poop quietly please
Melissa : I wasn't -
Slam ! The girl already left
Melissa : ughh why do all people have to misunderstand me Im skipping school now
Melissa ran away from the school yay I'm free
A student : Have a nice day
Melissa : Don't tell me what to do !
Melissa is going to IKEA when she reached she sneaked in a closet and was waiting for someone to walk by and she heard someone walks by she jumps out and the person got startled
Melissa : IM BACK FROM NARNIA !
As she looked she saw a security guard watching her
Melissa : oops
She got kicked out
Melissa : meh that was fun
Melissa thought of a prank she started pretending that she fainted on the road and when she was on the floor someone touched her
Melissa : I WAS SLEEPING !
And then Melissa got up and ran away leaving a confused person behind
Melissa : I'm gonna buy a M&M costume Melissa reached the store and bought it
Melissa : I will wear it now . She wearer the m&M custome and started running through the mall saying :
Melissa : THE SKITTLES ARE COMING !
The security caught her and kicked her out
Melissa : Awww how cute of them to escort me out
I'm going to a pet store
Melissa went walking to the pet store in a different mall when she reached
Pet store owner : Welcome
Melissa : Hey
Pet store owner : What can I help you with ?
Melissa : I want a COW!
Pet store owner : oh sorry I'm afraid we don't have that
Melissa : What ?! Your a PET store how can you not have A COW RACISTS . HMPH
Melissa stated walking to the elevator and it was crowded she said
Melissa : you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today
The whole elevator looked confusingly at her and then ignored her
Melissa : oh wow thanks :,)
Melissa saw a door written on it ' Boss '
Melissa : i will give a visit to the boss
*KNOCK KNOCK *
Boss : come in
Melissa : Hey
Boss : Oh hey what can I help you with ?
Melissa : I actually want to report about the pet store
Boss : Okay then Grab a seat
Melissa : Okay
She started grabbing the chair out of the room
Boss : what are you doing ?
Melissa : you told me to grab a seat right.?
Boss : * slams head on the table *
Melissa : Bye and thank you for the chair
While Melissa was going down
Melissa : aw how sweet of the boss to give a chair
On her way to the road she saw an Ice cream truck
Melissa walked to it and asked for one ice cream and asked the cashier when she received her ice cream
Melissa : Hey do you believe in unicorns?
Cashier man : No
Melissa squishes the ice cream cone on her head.
Melissa : TARRAAAA !
Cashier man : Bye
The ice cream truck left
Melissa : Thank you ! Aw how sweet of the cashier after seeing how cute I looked while this cone was on my head he got so shy and drived away
