Baldi's Basics || Recess Loving / Baldi x The Principal Of The Thing

|| Chapter 2 ||

"Oh, Baldi!"

A low groan escaped Mr. Baldi's mouth as he laid his head on his arms, attempting to shut out the Principal. The Principal's visits became more frequent and needy, first at the beginning of the day saying 'Good morning', then at lunch asking if they can walk together, then at the end of the day when Mr. Baldi is busy grading his quizzes to say 'Good bye!'. He never done this to any other teacher, so why him? The Principal might know that it bothers him and he likes to pressure Mr. Baldi into talking to him. It was funny on his side - but not to Mr. Baldi.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Baldi!" The Principal purred. "I'm glad to see you grading your quizzes, as usual."

"I enjoy it." Mr. Baldi grumbled, tapping his finger against the table. "Though these brats don't seem to enjoy the grade 'A plus'. I might have to-"

"That's nice." The Principal murmures, rubbing his finger along the desk. "You know, there's other things in life then grading quizzes."

Mr. Baldi slammed his calculator onto the table, looked up at The Principal and strained a smile. "I haven't noticed." He growled.

The Principal smiled lightly. "We can certainly explore what life offers. Perhaps a walk?" He offered.

"I'm busy." The teacher grunted. "Don't you have some kids to yell at?"

"I... do." The Principal blinked. "But what if I wanted to hang out with one of my best teachers in this school?"

Mr. Baldi choked, before swallowing. "Best teacher?" He echoed. The Principal nodded, and Mr. Baldi groaned. "Get out of here, asshole."

"What-?"

"I'm eating alone, then we can go for your 'walk in the park' idea." Mr. Baldi States, glancing back at his calculator and punching in a few numbers. The Principal purred lightly.

"I thought you would accept." He chuckled, before standing up and walking out of the room, leaving Mr. Baldi with his thoughts. He couldn't exactly think straight. The Principal didn't seem to have a lot of favorites- in fact he always acted like he hated them all. The Principal was a hard to get at man, who is stern and strict with his rules and only focuses on filling up the detention room.

The Principal is a confusing man, but yet Mr. Baldi is as well. He hates friends, he dislikes attention, and he loves math. Mr. Baldi aims to have every student who enters his classroom know math and receive A pluses all year round. Mr. Baldi isn't a person of small talk, instead he liked to have his relaxing silence. The Principal could be the same thing, with a nose always In a book. Mr. Baldi always suspected it was a rule book, since The Principal is possibly the walking rule book himself.

Mr. Baldi could care less about rules. He beats children up with a ruler, for crying out loud. He only cared if a student has an F in his class. The Principal never minded- or seem to notice- Mr. Baldi's actions towards failing students. He plays clueless, God Mr. Baldi liked that. The Principal is pretty oblivious to many things besides having rules broken. He knew the Broom has a crush on the Principal, yet said person doesn't seem to notice.

Yet again, how the hell will they fuck?

Mr. Baldi blushed lightly. Why the hell was he interested in.... sex all of a sudden. Most importantly, why was he concerned for the Principal's sex life. Mr. Baldi coughed slightly, Huffed, then turned back to his quizzes to continue correcting them. He had to hurry anyways, since he did promise The Principal he would go to the park with him.