(Not) Normal

Weird > Normal

*Disclaimer, these are all O/c's, and this is an original story. The two peeps up there are supposed to be Ez, and Ry. Fe's picture will be down with her info. All rights reserve. P.s, I'd like to thank my friends E, ETHMwords (Ez in the story) and _MelodiousJefa_ who inspired me to write this. I hope y'all enjoy my first story.*

People can be born weird.

Like, really weird.

Myself, and the 2 introverts I call my friends are living proof of that.

But, before I get to ahead of myself, let me introduce myself, and my 2 best buddies.

My name is Ryoni Garrin. That's my literal name. Let that sink in for a moment. I hate that name with every fiber of my being, but, that's a story for a different day. All you need to now is that I go by Ry. I'm 15 years old, I have dark brown hair with blonde streaks, I am about average height and build for my age, and a freshman at Snyker High School, in Firefly Town, IN.

Oh, and also, I'm a freaking human voodoo doll.

I can stab myself in the hand with a kitchen knife and not feel a thing. Well, not unless I want to. God, I'm weird. Anyways, based on whomever I choose, I can make them feel the pain I would have felt by stabbing myself. Cool, right? It also works for punching, kicking, and shooting.

Normally, I'm a pretty chill dude, and I hardly ever use my "ability", but don't EVER, insult me, or my friends.

Oh! My friends! Sorry, I almost forgot.

My closest friend is Ezra McCory. Ezra prefers to go by Ez, so don't call her that unless you guys are friends. That's right. Ez was born a female, (apparently her mother wanted a son) but is gender neutral. Ez prefers the "They, them" pronoun, but is also fine with the "She, her" pronoun. Ez is my age, 15, but is older by 9 months. (I was born on February 14, 2003, she was born on November 27, 2002.) Ez has short length light brown hair that has been dyed a light green. Ez is around my height, but a few inches shorter, and has a petite figure. But, don't let that fool you, Ez can pack a punch! Ez's ability allows her to take the form of any organic lifeform that she touches, or if she touches something that once belonged to the organism. It's HILARIOUS when we go to the Zoo, and Ez makes friends with the sea lions!

Last, but not least is my dear friend, Fiona, or if you rather, Fe. Fe is by far the most cynical and introverted person I know. She has Skrillex-style purple hair, and several piercings covering her ears. Fe is very thin, but not very tall, standing at a mere 5 feet, 4 inches. (3 inches shorter than me, and 2 inches shorter than Ez.) Her ability allows her to created firework-like sparks out of her hands. (which really sucks when you beat her at Mario Kart, and she decides to rage quit.)

If you've been around Ez and Fe as long as I have, you would know that they are TOTALLY in love with each other. The only ones who haven't caught the hint yet were the 2 baka's (Idiots, in Japanese. BTW, I'm a huge Otaku, so there will be a lot of Japanese references.) themselves.

(I should probably explain their sexualities:

Ry: Pansexual

Ez: Gender neutral/ Panromantic

Fe: Also pansexual)

Well, now that your all caught up... Let me tell you the story of how my friends' and I's lives went to Hell.