9:45am
the two coolest bros in the known universe
tony:
clint
clint:
yes babes
tony:
did you read the latest chat
clint:
yeh why
tony:
are you mad???
clint:
no why would i be
tony:
they left the gang????
clint:
oh i got bored of that
clint:
my new interest is starting a nightclub
clint:
hey tony can i borrow £78000 dollars
clint:
it's for a surprise club that goes on at night
tony:
of course you cannot
clint:
wow
clint:
and i was gonna call it clint and tonys karma chameleon
tony:
do you even care that people left casper slide pt.2
clint:
no i'm retired
tony:
but you still come to the compound whenever you like and eat our food
clint:
well it's not like vision is gonna eat or anything so i might as well eat for him
tony:
clint they're going to find loki
clint:
cool
tony:
??????? don't you care ???????
clint:
it's too early in the morning come back at 3:00pm when i care
tony:
am i the only sane person here???
clint:
steve will care isn't he like in love with the statue of liberty
clint:
omg tony what's that movie called where the animals escape the zoo and they drive around in a dumpster truck and there's thicc alligators and a giant wilderbeast or something
clint:
wait why can't hulk smash loki
tony:
oh thor, loki and bruce went on this really cool bro trip in outer space and had an amazing time and like frickin merked asgard but still had a wild time
tony:
so i think loki and bruce are in love right now
clint:
gross
tony:
i know
tony:
do you wanna meet up today
clint:
ok we can discuss my nightclub
