Aries ♈️ - me: "I swear to god I will sell you to an elephant give me the password or so help me Satan."
Taurus ♉️ - her: "OMG so apparently if you flush Kool aid down the toilet the sink water turns blue!" Me: "W R O N G WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
Gemini ♊️ - Me: "look, he was a prick, hun, move tf along okay he's gonna have three more side hoes before you realise he's a fuckboy okay..." (we were talking about Shrek)
Cancer ♋️ - her: "are spiders able to swim in bleach because there's one in my tub and a bitch is close"
Leo ♌️ - me: "IS WATER WET! LIKE LEGIT IM NOT MEMEING RIGHT NOW IS WATER WET PLEASE!!!"
Virgo ♍️ - her: "I LOVE YOU BITCH!" me: "I AINT GONE NEVER STOP LOVING YOU BITCH!"
Libra ♎️ - her: "cigarettes cause less cancer than Bhad Bhabie"
Scorpio ♏️ - her: "wait what the fuck is Jensen Ackles a Pokemon or?" SHE WAS KIDDING I STG
Sagittarius ♐️ - me: "i despise capital letters"
Capricorn ♑️ - Her: "GRAE NO THERES A FUCKING E IN THE WORD OKAY WATERED HAS TWO E'S YOU FUCKING VACUE CLEANER PIG HYBRID OMG"
Aquarius ♒️ - Me: "I just fucked up so hard I copied something to my clipboard and what was already on there was the link to my project for math and so I tried to pull it up today in second period and it pulled up All Star I'm gonna kms"
Pisces ♓️ - me: "OMG HELP JOSH DUN IS FOLLOWING ANDY BIERSACK ON INSTAGRAM HEHSKSKDKSKSKSKSKS IM"
JØSH IS FOLLOWING ANDY THIS IS NEWS TO ME HELP ME IM CRYING
Also my old science teacher personally knows Josh and Tyler and when he told me and my friend, all I could think was "I've written and read porn about both of them." F A N F I C
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AcakOH MY GAWDDDDD ZODIACS - I made my own cause some I read aren't very accurate. Oui anyways, hope you enjoy <3
